Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak)
@smalty3.bsky.social
⚡️⭕️🎣🏌🏿♂️⛳️🎸 “you killed my father, prepare to die!”
Ezekiel 23:20
Ezekiel 23:20
Idk what’s going on but I’ve been thwacking myself in the nerts with my waistband a lot this winter! Maybe it’s the extra layer of thermals I’ve been wearing. The boys are hurting though!
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Idk what’s going on but I’ve been thwacking myself in the nerts with my waistband a lot this winter! Maybe it’s the extra layer of thermals I’ve been wearing. The boys are hurting though!
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Washed this out earlier this week and never posted it. Adult S up for grabs for anyone that needs a splash of color this holiday season
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Washed this out earlier this week and never posted it. Adult S up for grabs for anyone that needs a splash of color this holiday season
Where’s all that Venezuelan cocaine I keep hearing about. Ya boy could use a bump rn!
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Where’s all that Venezuelan cocaine I keep hearing about. Ya boy could use a bump rn!
Nobody gives a fuck about you wrapped thing, stfu!
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Nobody gives a fuck about you wrapped thing, stfu!
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The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
Penn state vs Rutgers is like watching 2 flies fight over a turd
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Penn state vs Rutgers is like watching 2 flies fight over a turd
Might put my balls on that tree later
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Might put my balls on that tree later
Nothing makes me more miserable than when I have to put a fucking tree in my living room
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nothing makes me more miserable than when I have to put a fucking tree in my living room
Fuck dick Cheney
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fuck dick Cheney
Gonna go snatch a shower & shower my snatch!
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Gonna go snatch a shower & shower my snatch!
It’s gonna be hilarious once someone has had enough & snaps & wipes out an entire platoon of thugs
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s gonna be hilarious once someone has had enough & snaps & wipes out an entire platoon of thugs
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It’s a hoax, but it’s real so we’re going to investigate my opposition, but it fake news & im totally not in there, that’s why I’m not releasing it to show proof of my innocence! 🫨
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s a hoax, but it’s real so we’re going to investigate my opposition, but it fake news & im totally not in there, that’s why I’m not releasing it to show proof of my innocence! 🫨
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Damn, I can’t believe the guy that said he had the Epstein files and also they didn’t exist, were a hoax, a plant, a fake, and a leak is in the files. I’m shocked I say, shocked!
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Damn, I can’t believe the guy that said he had the Epstein files and also they didn’t exist, were a hoax, a plant, a fake, and a leak is in the files. I’m shocked I say, shocked!
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Dammit. The Sarah McLachlan music got me right in the feels 😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dammit. The Sarah McLachlan music got me right in the feels 😭
My thanksgiving grocery bill really is going down this year. Instead of buying a turkey & potatoes & all the thanksgiving trimmings this year, I’ll m buying a can of tomato soup & cooking a grilled cheese sandwich for the big day! Boom economic crisis must’ve been resolved.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My thanksgiving grocery bill really is going down this year. Instead of buying a turkey & potatoes & all the thanksgiving trimmings this year, I’ll m buying a can of tomato soup & cooking a grilled cheese sandwich for the big day! Boom economic crisis must’ve been resolved.
5:07pm getting dark out! Time for some jammies I guess! Stupid clock change bullshit!
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
5:07pm getting dark out! Time for some jammies I guess! Stupid clock change bullshit!
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Never disappoints! 🫏
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Never disappoints! 🫏
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I can’t believe the dude tearing apart families is tearing apart the White House. I’m shocked.
October 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I can’t believe the dude tearing apart families is tearing apart the White House. I’m shocked.
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Young Republicans
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Young Republicans