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Chris
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Science compels us to explode the sun.

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@rob I was 👌 close to yelling at the man in the coffee shop earlier and yet then /I’d/ have been the arsehole. No justice.
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
@martincostello.com bit weird to play Duolingo in public no?
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is what I get for not being an Asian twink
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The second one was able to hold a conversation about something called ‘foot ball’ (no, me either) but apparently per my colleagues we are supposed to think that a positive. Ok well why do you hate minorities? Not really living our EDI policy are we, Peter?
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There’s no point having EDI if I have to knowingly hire a straight.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@repeattofade you said that with some determination
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@mildperil.bsky.social I was literally going to toot this today. Why pretend you’re going to wear short shorts and then be all ‘oh no don’t look at my thighs’. Grow up 🚮
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@mildperil.bsky.social I contain multitudes (of temperatures)
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM