Chris
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Science compels us to explode the sun.
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I didn’t want to get out of bed bc it was cold, but I did, I put on some short shorts, and two hoodies (bc it is actually cold) and went for a walk somewhere green. Would recommend.
What is it with people NOT COVERING THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS COUGHING???
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
What is it with people NOT COVERING THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS COUGHING???
I really need something to idle loop with on my phone that isn’t Reddit(/Lemmy) or the news
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I really need something to idle loop with on my phone that isn’t Reddit(/Lemmy) or the news
"What if we skipped past the stops that have no alternative for this service, then run the next one which would already be packed at half length?" - some cunt at SWR HQ
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"What if we skipped past the stops that have no alternative for this service, then run the next one which would already be packed at half length?" - some cunt at SWR HQ
Just finished another 30min honest-to-dog telephone call with Apple because I removed everything from my iCloud Mail and it still shows 2.7GB of data in my iCloud. This has flummoxed 2x two separate layers of Apple Support now over the course of 4w.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just finished another 30min honest-to-dog telephone call with Apple because I removed everything from my iCloud Mail and it still shows 2.7GB of data in my iCloud. This has flummoxed 2x two separate layers of Apple Support now over the course of 4w.
“Just in the Nicholas of time”
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Just in the Nicholas of time”
Despair! At the Uniqlo [as none of the trousers fit my misshapen body]
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Despair! At the Uniqlo [as none of the trousers fit my misshapen body]
If you can find it in suitably international waters, Heated Rivalry is top tier.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you can find it in suitably international waters, Heated Rivalry is top tier.
I say this with my full chest, as a Chris[topher], what a stupid name ‘Kip’ is.
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I say this with my full chest, as a Chris[topher], what a stupid name ‘Kip’ is.
Fucking solicitors, I swear to dog. Sit on a thing for 2 full months. Then write a hard copy letter to you dated 1st, which because RM are shit now takes until the 5th to come through and demand a response (which could be hard copy) by the 10th. Good job I'm not on fucking holiday or something […]
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December 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Fucking solicitors, I swear to dog. Sit on a thing for 2 full months. Then write a hard copy letter to you dated 1st, which because RM are shit now takes until the 5th to come through and demand a response (which could be hard copy) by the 10th. Good job I'm not on fucking holiday or something […]
V into the significant uptick in David-inclusive content on LTT the last couple months
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
V into the significant uptick in David-inclusive content on LTT the last couple months
One of the interviewee kids today was a gay and well I guess we have to hire him as a matter of principle, don’t we.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
One of the interviewee kids today was a gay and well I guess we have to hire him as a matter of principle, don’t we.
You'll be pleased to hear the public transport system in Caen is called 'Twisto', which is my new favourite name for a PT system.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You'll be pleased to hear the public transport system in Caen is called 'Twisto', which is my new favourite name for a PT system.
Zipcar’s shutting down https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/dec/01/zipcar-worlds-biggest-car-sharing-company-to-close-uk-operation
Zipcar, world’s biggest car-sharing company, to close UK operation
Move by firm, owned by US group Avis Budget, will remove access to shared fleet across London at end of year
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
At time of writing I’ve got 5no (five!) graduate interviews to do over the next week. I’m exhausted already.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
At time of writing I’ve got 5no (five!) graduate interviews to do over the next week. I’m exhausted already.
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Annoying when gym guys wear Lycra shorts under their short shorts cos to me it just reads as ‘here’s all the thigh you *could* have been seeing’
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Annoying when gym guys wear Lycra shorts under their short shorts cos to me it just reads as ‘here’s all the thigh you *could* have been seeing’
I didn’t want to get out of bed bc it was cold, but I did, I put on some short shorts, and two hoodies (bc it is actually cold) and went for a walk somewhere green. Would recommend.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I didn’t want to get out of bed bc it was cold, but I did, I put on some short shorts, and two hoodies (bc it is actually cold) and went for a walk somewhere green. Would recommend.
My new favourite IRL dialogue option just dropped
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
My new favourite IRL dialogue option just dropped
We begin Outer Worlds 2
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
We begin Outer Worlds 2
Once again eating dinner shirtless so as not to write off a white polo
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Once again eating dinner shirtless so as not to write off a white polo
It really is wild how despite being in charge of stuff being my job, literally no one will ever do any fucking thing I ask them to do.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It really is wild how despite being in charge of stuff being my job, literally no one will ever do any fucking thing I ask them to do.
*gestures broadly* What if we just didn’t tho?
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
*gestures broadly* What if we just didn’t tho?
Utterly unfathomable that Alex Jordan doesn't have a slew of award nominations for the VA on The Alters
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Utterly unfathomable that Alex Jordan doesn't have a slew of award nominations for the VA on The Alters
I’ve had Samantha Mumba stuck in my head all morning
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I’ve had Samantha Mumba stuck in my head all morning
Señor Kwik-fit Fitter suggested that the tyre damage could have been from an animal; e.g. fox. I've seen videos of cats eating bike tyres, but it's less funny when it happens to you.
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Señor Kwik-fit Fitter suggested that the tyre damage could have been from an animal; e.g. fox. I've seen videos of cats eating bike tyres, but it's less funny when it happens to you.
Love me a delivery/trades person with a GPS tracker and a website I can use to iktsuarpok them.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Love me a delivery/trades person with a GPS tracker and a website I can use to iktsuarpok them.