smalltime vault
@smalltimevault.bsky.social
50% musician, 50% bad jokes, 1% failed statistics. www.smalltimevault.com
insert a movie into another movie
Eyes Wide Shutter Island
Eyes Wide Shutter Island
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
insert a movie into another movie
Eyes Wide Shutter Island
Eyes Wide Shutter Island
I spent a lot of time learning how to build my own pull out couch yesterday. Do I need one? No. Do I think I could build one? Also no.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I spent a lot of time learning how to build my own pull out couch yesterday. Do I need one? No. Do I think I could build one? Also no.
Are these available without breathing holes? If so then I'll take two.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Are these available without breathing holes? If so then I'll take two.
This was the most influential fandom in my formative years.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This was the most influential fandom in my formative years.
When yawns spread it always reminds me of this weird thing from The Dark Crystal.
youtu.be/ZQY8Ei3cda0?...
youtu.be/ZQY8Ei3cda0?...
Mystic's Chord
YouTube video by Los Doggies
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
When yawns spread it always reminds me of this weird thing from The Dark Crystal.
youtu.be/ZQY8Ei3cda0?...
youtu.be/ZQY8Ei3cda0?...
This escalator scandal is definitely the thing that will take the left down for good. We all thought it was going to be the tan suit scandal in the end. But alas! We had a good run, I guess.
September 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This escalator scandal is definitely the thing that will take the left down for good. We all thought it was going to be the tan suit scandal in the end. But alas! We had a good run, I guess.
I was at a wedding where they asked all veterans to stand up on the dance floor for a moment of silence. DJ broke silence by demanding the vets get the dance floor started. Dead sober. Broad daylight. Just a bunch of old vets looking at each other in disbelief while Hey Ya came on. 😂
September 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I was at a wedding where they asked all veterans to stand up on the dance floor for a moment of silence. DJ broke silence by demanding the vets get the dance floor started. Dead sober. Broad daylight. Just a bunch of old vets looking at each other in disbelief while Hey Ya came on. 😂
Can't wait to see Fox News report a 1,000,000,000% increase in job growth while my entire department in healthcare is literally looking at getting outsourced because of Medicaid cuts and a terrible economy.
August 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't wait to see Fox News report a 1,000,000,000% increase in job growth while my entire department in healthcare is literally looking at getting outsourced because of Medicaid cuts and a terrible economy.
Pretty sure my Fox News boomer MAGA dad was throwing around numbers way higher than this. 22 Million, I think he said? 😂
July 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Pretty sure my Fox News boomer MAGA dad was throwing around numbers way higher than this. 22 Million, I think he said? 😂
You know what else is "just something that happens"? Sheer incompetence and denial from this administration.
July 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You know what else is "just something that happens"? Sheer incompetence and denial from this administration.
You weren't born miserable today. You were born brutal AF. 😂😂
July 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
You weren't born miserable today. You were born brutal AF. 😂😂
My 16 year old son just said to me "Dad, can I show you what I made today?" It was a song. And I really needed that. We all need to see the things that good people have made, today more than ever.
July 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My 16 year old son just said to me "Dad, can I show you what I made today?" It was a song. And I really needed that. We all need to see the things that good people have made, today more than ever.
Does Natalie Imbruglia sigh at the end of this exchange? Or is it more of a possum hiss?
June 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Does Natalie Imbruglia sigh at the end of this exchange? Or is it more of a possum hiss?
*extreme Paula Cole voice* "Where have all the Big Balls gone?"
June 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
*extreme Paula Cole voice* "Where have all the Big Balls gone?"
I think they should say their vows in a very small submarine at the bottom of the ocean. The Intimate Billionaire Honeymoon Suite.
June 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think they should say their vows in a very small submarine at the bottom of the ocean. The Intimate Billionaire Honeymoon Suite.
We all thank you for your courage!
June 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We all thank you for your courage!
I can't "forget about intelligence" with this administration. Rather, I feel nostalgic for a time when there even was intelligence.
June 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I can't "forget about intelligence" with this administration. Rather, I feel nostalgic for a time when there even was intelligence.
Even as a 12 year old, the title of "NeverEnding Story 2" sent me into a logic-based conniption fit. HOW IS THERE A SEQUEL IF THE FIRST ONE NEVER ENDS
June 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Even as a 12 year old, the title of "NeverEnding Story 2" sent me into a logic-based conniption fit. HOW IS THERE A SEQUEL IF THE FIRST ONE NEVER ENDS
I hereby demand more CEO Gavin content.
June 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I hereby demand more CEO Gavin content.
He looks like a rando freshman dorm roommate that you got assigned to and started co-authoring roommate switching paperwork with LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE.
June 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
He looks like a rando freshman dorm roommate that you got assigned to and started co-authoring roommate switching paperwork with LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE.
Curious because I'm not sure he was ever young. There's no evidence.
April 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Curious because I'm not sure he was ever young. There's no evidence.
A young Brian Dennihy.
April 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A young Brian Dennihy.
Definitely starting my emails with "HOOOYAAARGH! IT'S ME!" from now on.
April 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Definitely starting my emails with "HOOOYAAARGH! IT'S ME!" from now on.