smalltime vault
@smalltimevault.bsky.social
50% musician, 50% bad jokes, 1% failed statistics. www.smalltimevault.com
Pinned
smalltimevault
home of smalltime vault
www.smalltimevault.com
It pains me to admit that I am not just on Bluesky to hit the heart button on intelligent left-wing political takes. Sadly, I am also a solo recording musician- writing and recording my own songs. There's a media player on my website. Link below to hear those songs.
www.smalltimevault.com
www.smalltimevault.com
Just realized I really judge everyone on their value to my zombie apocalypse bunker.
July 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just realized I really judge everyone on their value to my zombie apocalypse bunker.
To the drivers that wildly swerve their cars into my lane to avoid the giant potholes in their lanes ... Never change, Springfield MA! Never change!
March 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
To the drivers that wildly swerve their cars into my lane to avoid the giant potholes in their lanes ... Never change, Springfield MA! Never change!
There is a 100% chance that when I finally die, someone is going to say "We won't have any answers as to what happened here until the toxicology report comes through."
January 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
There is a 100% chance that when I finally die, someone is going to say "We won't have any answers as to what happened here until the toxicology report comes through."
I have no will to live, pa rum pa pum pum...
December 24, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I have no will to live, pa rum pa pum pum...
It pains me to admit that I am not just on Bluesky to hit the heart button on intelligent left-wing political takes. Sadly, I am also a solo recording musician- writing and recording my own songs. There's a media player on my website. Link below to hear those songs.
www.smalltimevault.com
www.smalltimevault.com
smalltimevault
home of smalltime vault
www.smalltimevault.com
December 2, 2024 at 10:51 PM
It pains me to admit that I am not just on Bluesky to hit the heart button on intelligent left-wing political takes. Sadly, I am also a solo recording musician- writing and recording my own songs. There's a media player on my website. Link below to hear those songs.
www.smalltimevault.com
www.smalltimevault.com