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Nah.
Me realizing I have to actually play the CDs because the songs I want to hear are only on tidal… dang it
a woman is sitting on a couch looking at herself in a mirror and smiling .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch looking at herself in a mirror and smiling .
media.tenor.com
May 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The way delivery people pulled in to or block your driveway is vexing.
February 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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THIS IS FOR SELF TITLED. THIS IS FOR LEMONADE. THIS IS FOR RENAISSANCE.
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The fact that Adam Schiff’s Capitol voicemail box is full has me incensed, as a former Hollywood resident calling to complain to my Senator. Katie Porter would never…
January 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Who gets the benefit of the doubt?A teenager tagged by cops as a gang member b/c he shops at a particular bodega or wears the wrong color? A Black man the NYPD decides is “furtively walking”? OR a white man from apartheid S.A. who posts antisemitic/racist stereotypes & endorses the Nazi adjacent 1/
January 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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this is basically all human civilisation
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Okay, initial thoughts:

UNRIVALED IS AMAZING.

If you aren’t watching, I feel sorry for you.
a woman in a black sweater and red collar is dancing in a room .
ALT: a woman in a black sweater and red collar is dancing in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I maintain that YouTube should have launched a stand-alone Shorts app.
January 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I need to leave, plotting an exit
January 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Drake is a dummy. That’s really all
January 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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US politicians complaining about the military unable to spell military.
January 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Carrie Underwood has gone from singing disapprovingly about an unfaithful man to singing approvingly *to* an unfaithful man.
January 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If I could comment on the YouTube adds, I would tell them I never again want to see Ryan Reynolds, DGAF about mint mobile, and resent that they keep talking to me like this even though I’ve blocked that advertiser… or whatever
January 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I had been meaning to learn Mandarin anyway
January 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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This is, or should be, a big deal -- Ann Telnaes, an absolute legend, quitting WaPo due to censorship of a cartoon criticizing billionaires

anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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God will!
so y'all paying those student loans or what?
November 30, 2024 at 12:33 AM
If I’m honest I want to see an “unaliving”, disrespectfully. #PaulvsTyson
November 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM