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Dan
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Humanist. Neurodiverging off a cliff.

Primary teacher. Writing fantasy 🦄 kids' stories because the epic novel is beyond my ADHD gremlin.
Political out of necessity. Stand Up To Racism Preston.

I follow back.
And, even more ironically, she’s the woman that Trump wishes most to impregnate…
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I’m glad you stuck with it, and got gud. Very gud it seems. 👌😜
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I gave up DS2 veeeeeeeeery quickly. Repeatedly crushed by first ogre, shot of a bridge by an archer several times. Found out about THAT life mechanic.

Honestly, I just wanted to play a DS where (as far as I could tell) Ornstein and Smaug were not.

Ever since then, I tend to avoid 3D rogue lites 😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Also, I normally play games on mute so ost is t really a thing - but even I know how exceptional Dead Space ost was... I actually had to play that on mute because the machine sounds ground my autistic gears 😅
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My soul still hurts from the realisation that Brutal Legend was a tactical strategy game... 💔 I really wanted to split demon heads with an "axe", to smite them with lightning riffs and other Jack Black stuff 🎸
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dumbass, Jim Jordan... Also, I'd be grateful if he changed his name... Speaking as one and brother to another, he doesnt deserve to be associated with either James or Jordan.
July 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Would never have started if I were President."

Guy didn't even know Russia annexed Crimea.

Did nothing to support Ukraine during Trump1, in fact, actively exploited them.

And, despite thinking he's Putin's 💘BFF💘 and that pillage of a mineral deal with Ukraine - 2 warstoppers - Trump's POWERLESS.
May 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This season has been utterly ridiculous.

Gotta love it win football does this.
May 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What's bonkers about this reference is the amount to which I understood it, to the point of being able to picture the album cover despite only really listening to a small handful of Springsteen songs... None of which are even from Darkness on the Edge of Town 😅😅😅
But also, so massively on 👆point👆

👍
May 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He seems to think about war and humanitarian crises in the same way we think about TV / books / video games.
Ukraine (also Palestine) are trivial to him... And what's even worse is this is after he decided to plunder Ukraine and bleach Palestine. Just imagine if those "trophies" didn't exist...
May 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Even if George Floyd had been on the way to an OD, Chauvin thrusting a knee into his neck still murdered him before the drugs could.

Chauvin, and every cop (actually... every person) like him deserves to rot in prison.
No reprieve. No pardon. No sympathy for racists or fascists. Chauvin is both.
May 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM