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Dan
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Humanist. Neurodiverging off a cliff.

Primary teacher. Writing fantasy 🦄 kids' stories because the epic novel is beyond my ADHD gremlin.
Political out of necessity. Stand Up To Racism Preston.

I follow back.
OK, so should US citizens not have to follow the laws of countries they visit/live/work? Because that is basically the same argument.

If you, as an individual or company, are in the uk, you follow our laws. Just like how US laws would apply to foreigners visiting there.
July 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🚨Match of the Day spoiler🚨
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🏆CHAMPIONS! 🏆

Jk... We've "known" for a while 🤣

Now, can we please be the first to get to 21...?
April 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
On days like this, I have to wonder, "Why, oh why did I delete my Niantic games!?"

OK, sure data privacy etc amid a Saudi takeover of Pokemon Go, and Pokemon Pocket is pretty cool... But damn, those steps... 🤣
April 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Unfortunately, the games I really want to play are likely lost on forgotten hard-drive in a disused office of a defunct developer...
Or, are subject to an IP rights minefield...
March 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
2 Darkrai and a Lucario... I'll be taking that for today 🙃
#PokemonPocket
February 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The worrying thing is, satire and reality have totally flipped in the past decade...
February 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ngl, this adapted mofo isn't anywhere near as imposing or terrifying as Tolkien wrote.
I'll assume that it went from a human-like figure of shadow wielding/breathing fire, to this oversized lava-bull due to Jackson having a mahussive budget - and wanting to have something obvious not Sauron-like.
February 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
February 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My picks
February 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Honourable" mentions to Avatar series, Castlevania and Dragon Prince; abso frickin' love them, but I'd suggest they're as "anime" as "champagne" from a Glasgow back-alley.

Also wanted to put Dr Stone and Chainsaw Man, but there's only 4 slots 😵 ... and Pokemon. It has to be in my conversation.
February 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Be my buddy on #PokémonPocket, and hopefully have some #Wonderpick fun…

Pack is on my 4838-3076-2154-9398 account.

I’m also on 9712-5289-4717-4302 . Which hasn’t been half as successful as of late, despite gold pass 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'll take PS2, it was the only one I had access to... So, I'm not skipping Halo, Fable, Super Smash Bros. Melee, or Zelda: The Windwaker.
But I did entirely miss them.
From my gaming history, Dark Alliance and Need for Speed Most Wanted could have also gone here, but I've already said em recently...
February 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Other game that created tossup...
Dark Alliance.
Sure, only 3 starting choices, + secret one nerfed... but, true D&D adventure. Meaningful character selection. Genuinely challenging fights (seriously, green slimes = BANE); good enemy variation.
Also, NewGame+ before cool (or cheat loadouts). + COOP!
January 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Here's one of the games I love...

Racing around open world, great cars available, fun boss races, "bullet time", COPS and TAKEDOWNS!
Just remake this, I'll pardon the '12 trash if EA do this again.

Yes, Underground or U2 could have gone here, but they had 0 cops... or bigbads called "Clarence" 🤣
January 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
At that point in the workout where I have come to view my favourite grip equipment as an evil heathen, an evil sent from the devil himself...
Get. In. The. Bin.
January 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tbf, Lovecraft is an absolute brick and should count for a few books...

Most of my books are in a box, and a huge chunk of them are graphic novels 🤣

This is my current reading list, most I've had for years and never opened. They were also in the box haha
January 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is my poem "American Refugee"...
I don't know anything about self-promotion, and poems seem like a weird thing to get eyeballs.

So, I'll piggy-back off the guy with a GOAT namesake and his fitting video... 😜
January 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ok… so, despite writing since my teens, this is the first time in more than a decade I’ve shown anything to anyone.

Anyway, here fuckin’ goes….

#Anti-Fascist #Ally #Resistance #DemocracyMatters #poem
January 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Welp... That explains alot...
No wonder my phones been running slow for a few weeks.
#ManVsTech #ADHD
January 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is why one must always abide by the 10 commandments of gaming...

"Thou shalt scum the save" being the second one, after "thou shalt play games for thyself".

@playstation.com @robpearson86.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Buckshaw Village has been doing its best Silent Hills impression...
If Pyramid Head comes out, then I am fucking GONE.
January 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He’d be too busy building a penthouse bunker; TVs stuck on FOX, a pro-style driving range, and personal McDonalds where he could serve himself filet-o-fish and cans of coke.
Feasibly, that isn’t even a lie or anything.

Now, to scrub that picture from my iPads memory…
January 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
No!

Sorry, what I mean to say is “will do!” but the contrarian in me defeated the gamer spirit…
These are some of my favourites, all blatantly obvious picks… and all roguelites, for some reason.
January 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
quote with a title screen that is iconic to you

2005 version >>>>>>>> 2012 version

EA, remake THIS and you lose your left arm - but take my money 💰
January 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM