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When I (rarely) go to pubs/sports bars, its always people in their 50s+ and I wonder if people age into it or is it more likely these places won't exist in 30 years.
January 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
When I (rarely) go to pubs/sports bars, its always people in their 50s+ and I wonder if people age into it or is it more likely these places won't exist in 30 years.
No matter what fad diet or exercise trend or whatever you try, its never as satisfying as "eat bad food:lay around".
January 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
No matter what fad diet or exercise trend or whatever you try, its never as satisfying as "eat bad food:lay around".
I know this is hack but man getting fat is just way more enjoyable than getting fit.
January 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I know this is hack but man getting fat is just way more enjoyable than getting fit.
"Hmm yellow light on Echo device. Probably just another ad...okay Alexa what is the notification?"
*VOLUME MAX* "YOU SHOULD GET MORE JOCK ITCH POWDER FOR YOUR BALLS!"
*VOLUME MAX* "YOU SHOULD GET MORE JOCK ITCH POWDER FOR YOUR BALLS!"
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"Hmm yellow light on Echo device. Probably just another ad...okay Alexa what is the notification?"
*VOLUME MAX* "YOU SHOULD GET MORE JOCK ITCH POWDER FOR YOUR BALLS!"
*VOLUME MAX* "YOU SHOULD GET MORE JOCK ITCH POWDER FOR YOUR BALLS!"
Having now watched a Swamp Thing film, I can now say assuredly that yes, he is a far more viable romantic partner than myself.
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Having now watched a Swamp Thing film, I can now say assuredly that yes, he is a far more viable romantic partner than myself.
Hey tea bag companies: Stop gluing the little tab at the end of the string to the tea bag. It rips a hole in the bag VERY OFTEN. ARE YOU LISTENING, TEA BAG COMPANIES(all) ?!! 😬
January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Hey tea bag companies: Stop gluing the little tab at the end of the string to the tea bag. It rips a hole in the bag VERY OFTEN. ARE YOU LISTENING, TEA BAG COMPANIES(all) ?!! 😬
Scrolling here at work is usually okay as long as I watch for Blueskyz random desire to push someones fetish material on me 🙂
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Scrolling here at work is usually okay as long as I watch for Blueskyz random desire to push someones fetish material on me 🙂
Sometimes I swipe right just to let these hot ladies get more points. Here you go, hot lady! Enjoy the like chip in your pile!
December 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sometimes I swipe right just to let these hot ladies get more points. Here you go, hot lady! Enjoy the like chip in your pile!
Is Ollie's just a big con? Walking through it I see a bunch of junk priced pretty high and I am missing what the point is.
December 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Is Ollie's just a big con? Walking through it I see a bunch of junk priced pretty high and I am missing what the point is.
I think my moment of rekindling the flame in my life will be similar to when Domino's was like, "yeah we know we sucked but we're trying."
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think my moment of rekindling the flame in my life will be similar to when Domino's was like, "yeah we know we sucked but we're trying."
When reading through lonely depressed people posts on reddit to commiserate I wish I had a way to filter out all the posts like, "I mean, I have my friends and family and SO's support but I feel so lonely still!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When reading through lonely depressed people posts on reddit to commiserate I wish I had a way to filter out all the posts like, "I mean, I have my friends and family and SO's support but I feel so lonely still!"
My new pro-capitalist, heavily corporate sponsored band Conduit of the Machine just wrapped filming our first music video that will play before every youtube video.
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My new pro-capitalist, heavily corporate sponsored band Conduit of the Machine just wrapped filming our first music video that will play before every youtube video.
Just watch the end of a movie first and assume the beginning was just them logically getting there. Save yourself some time.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just watch the end of a movie first and assume the beginning was just them logically getting there. Save yourself some time.
Hey I know the no kings thing is pretty big right now, but I would make a pretty good non-titled guy who happens to be in charge of things. Don't vote for me. Just carry my banners around.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hey I know the no kings thing is pretty big right now, but I would make a pretty good non-titled guy who happens to be in charge of things. Don't vote for me. Just carry my banners around.
The people deserve better.
Everyday people come up to me unable to pay their medical bills, groceries, mortgage, etc...
Everyday the beaurocrats in DC fail to pass the needed bills to help the American people.
What a travesty.
The people deserve better.
*Puts down new iphone, gets into Ferrari*
Everyday people come up to me unable to pay their medical bills, groceries, mortgage, etc...
Everyday the beaurocrats in DC fail to pass the needed bills to help the American people.
What a travesty.
The people deserve better.
*Puts down new iphone, gets into Ferrari*
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The people deserve better.
Everyday people come up to me unable to pay their medical bills, groceries, mortgage, etc...
Everyday the beaurocrats in DC fail to pass the needed bills to help the American people.
What a travesty.
The people deserve better.
*Puts down new iphone, gets into Ferrari*
Everyday people come up to me unable to pay their medical bills, groceries, mortgage, etc...
Everyday the beaurocrats in DC fail to pass the needed bills to help the American people.
What a travesty.
The people deserve better.
*Puts down new iphone, gets into Ferrari*
I know there is room for so many different kinds of art but I can't help be bugged when a guest on a podcast is a "comedian" and they do not continue any bits or seem at all interested in making anyone laugh.
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I know there is room for so many different kinds of art but I can't help be bugged when a guest on a podcast is a "comedian" and they do not continue any bits or seem at all interested in making anyone laugh.
I can't be the only one noticing an increase in desperate kamikaze flies.
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I can't be the only one noticing an increase in desperate kamikaze flies.
Ya know, I'm a pretty charming guy, maybe I need to run for Mayor. *fart* *bloat* *squirm*
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ya know, I'm a pretty charming guy, maybe I need to run for Mayor. *fart* *bloat* *squirm*
Do people just lump Ghost Face in because the Scream series did well? He is just a guy in a robe right? Was he not extremely stoppable but only preyed upon the dumbest of victims?
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Do people just lump Ghost Face in because the Scream series did well? He is just a guy in a robe right? Was he not extremely stoppable but only preyed upon the dumbest of victims?
Robocop Goes To Washington
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Robocop Goes To Washington
What is this lottery business? You think you're gonna win, then you just lose. Just let me win, sheesh.
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What is this lottery business? You think you're gonna win, then you just lose. Just let me win, sheesh.
Feeling lonely? Call one of your many friends to hang out!
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Feeling lonely? Call one of your many friends to hang out!
The effect of Indian spice on your tongue after eating adds a pleasant taste to a cup of coffee you might not expect.
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The effect of Indian spice on your tongue after eating adds a pleasant taste to a cup of coffee you might not expect.
Dating app bio: Looking for the Elisabeth Shue to my Nic Cage
October 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Dating app bio: Looking for the Elisabeth Shue to my Nic Cage
Husband to wife in dr's office lobby: "You aren't cold. You just think you are. If you were I would go out and get you a coat, but you aren't".
Cold wife: *sigh*
Cold wife: *sigh*
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Husband to wife in dr's office lobby: "You aren't cold. You just think you are. If you were I would go out and get you a coat, but you aren't".
Cold wife: *sigh*
Cold wife: *sigh*