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The more time goes on, the more sickened I get when I see royalty in historical or fictional stories. Its just an eternal con throughout history.
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The more time goes on, the more sickened I get when I see royalty in historical or fictional stories. Its just an eternal con throughout history.
Made bread. Told only the girl about it. Bluesky suddenly showing me people making bread. She may be A.I.
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Made bread. Told only the girl about it. Bluesky suddenly showing me people making bread. She may be A.I.
@acidlich.bsky.social Hey I was wondering your thoughts on possibly using your Acid Lich design for a tattoo. Not sure the protocol on that and thought I'd ask out of respect.
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
@acidlich.bsky.social Hey I was wondering your thoughts on possibly using your Acid Lich design for a tattoo. Not sure the protocol on that and thought I'd ask out of respect.
Okay Hinge standout section is just "you have no shot with these people". Why am I seeing this.
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Okay Hinge standout section is just "you have no shot with these people". Why am I seeing this.
New worst song I've heard in a while: Noted millionaire Blake Shelton singing about making minimum wage and his girls love being somehow like that.
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 PM
New worst song I've heard in a while: Noted millionaire Blake Shelton singing about making minimum wage and his girls love being somehow like that.
Oh man do I have a lot to say. Soooooo much it is truly overwhelming. I think it could take forever to get through honestly. The government, taxes, marriage...I gotta say some important stuff here. But first I rate this post. 1/10.
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Oh man do I have a lot to say. Soooooo much it is truly overwhelming. I think it could take forever to get through honestly. The government, taxes, marriage...I gotta say some important stuff here. But first I rate this post. 1/10.
Girl says she wants to talk about animals in profile, I oblige and she says her dog died. End of convo. She's pretty good.
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Girl says she wants to talk about animals in profile, I oblige and she says her dog died. End of convo. She's pretty good.
Just got on Hinge and its worrying to know when you like someone they get an alert on their phone with a low-res pic of you like:
January 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Just got on Hinge and its worrying to know when you like someone they get an alert on their phone with a low-res pic of you like:
What I notice mostly is how the current admin has crafted a barrier of immunity for themselves and yet people can't fathom any method beyond going through the usual channels to make changes. They don't care. The President himself can't even be held accountable for breaking federal law.
January 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
What I notice mostly is how the current admin has crafted a barrier of immunity for themselves and yet people can't fathom any method beyond going through the usual channels to make changes. They don't care. The President himself can't even be held accountable for breaking federal law.
Can anyone tell me the difference between using A.I. to make music and using samples to make music?
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Can anyone tell me the difference between using A.I. to make music and using samples to make music?
When I (rarely) go to pubs/sports bars, its always people in their 50s+ and I wonder if people age into it or is it more likely these places won't exist in 30 years.
January 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
When I (rarely) go to pubs/sports bars, its always people in their 50s+ and I wonder if people age into it or is it more likely these places won't exist in 30 years.
No matter what fad diet or exercise trend or whatever you try, its never as satisfying as "eat bad food:lay around".
January 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
No matter what fad diet or exercise trend or whatever you try, its never as satisfying as "eat bad food:lay around".
I know this is hack but man getting fat is just way more enjoyable than getting fit.
January 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I know this is hack but man getting fat is just way more enjoyable than getting fit.
"Hmm yellow light on Echo device. Probably just another ad...okay Alexa what is the notification?"
*VOLUME MAX* "YOU SHOULD GET MORE JOCK ITCH POWDER FOR YOUR BALLS!"
*VOLUME MAX* "YOU SHOULD GET MORE JOCK ITCH POWDER FOR YOUR BALLS!"
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"Hmm yellow light on Echo device. Probably just another ad...okay Alexa what is the notification?"
*VOLUME MAX* "YOU SHOULD GET MORE JOCK ITCH POWDER FOR YOUR BALLS!"
*VOLUME MAX* "YOU SHOULD GET MORE JOCK ITCH POWDER FOR YOUR BALLS!"
Having now watched a Swamp Thing film, I can now say assuredly that yes, he is a far more viable romantic partner than myself.
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Having now watched a Swamp Thing film, I can now say assuredly that yes, he is a far more viable romantic partner than myself.
Hey tea bag companies: Stop gluing the little tab at the end of the string to the tea bag. It rips a hole in the bag VERY OFTEN. ARE YOU LISTENING, TEA BAG COMPANIES(all) ?!! 😬
January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Hey tea bag companies: Stop gluing the little tab at the end of the string to the tea bag. It rips a hole in the bag VERY OFTEN. ARE YOU LISTENING, TEA BAG COMPANIES(all) ?!! 😬
Scrolling here at work is usually okay as long as I watch for Blueskyz random desire to push someones fetish material on me 🙂
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Scrolling here at work is usually okay as long as I watch for Blueskyz random desire to push someones fetish material on me 🙂
Sometimes I swipe right just to let these hot ladies get more points. Here you go, hot lady! Enjoy the like chip in your pile!
December 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sometimes I swipe right just to let these hot ladies get more points. Here you go, hot lady! Enjoy the like chip in your pile!
Is Ollie's just a big con? Walking through it I see a bunch of junk priced pretty high and I am missing what the point is.
December 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Is Ollie's just a big con? Walking through it I see a bunch of junk priced pretty high and I am missing what the point is.
I think my moment of rekindling the flame in my life will be similar to when Domino's was like, "yeah we know we sucked but we're trying."
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think my moment of rekindling the flame in my life will be similar to when Domino's was like, "yeah we know we sucked but we're trying."
When reading through lonely depressed people posts on reddit to commiserate I wish I had a way to filter out all the posts like, "I mean, I have my friends and family and SO's support but I feel so lonely still!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When reading through lonely depressed people posts on reddit to commiserate I wish I had a way to filter out all the posts like, "I mean, I have my friends and family and SO's support but I feel so lonely still!"
My new pro-capitalist, heavily corporate sponsored band Conduit of the Machine just wrapped filming our first music video that will play before every youtube video.
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My new pro-capitalist, heavily corporate sponsored band Conduit of the Machine just wrapped filming our first music video that will play before every youtube video.
Just watch the end of a movie first and assume the beginning was just them logically getting there. Save yourself some time.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just watch the end of a movie first and assume the beginning was just them logically getting there. Save yourself some time.
Hey I know the no kings thing is pretty big right now, but I would make a pretty good non-titled guy who happens to be in charge of things. Don't vote for me. Just carry my banners around.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hey I know the no kings thing is pretty big right now, but I would make a pretty good non-titled guy who happens to be in charge of things. Don't vote for me. Just carry my banners around.
The people deserve better.
Everyday people come up to me unable to pay their medical bills, groceries, mortgage, etc...
Everyday the beaurocrats in DC fail to pass the needed bills to help the American people.
What a travesty.
The people deserve better.
*Puts down new iphone, gets into Ferrari*
Everyday people come up to me unable to pay their medical bills, groceries, mortgage, etc...
Everyday the beaurocrats in DC fail to pass the needed bills to help the American people.
What a travesty.
The people deserve better.
*Puts down new iphone, gets into Ferrari*
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The people deserve better.
Everyday people come up to me unable to pay their medical bills, groceries, mortgage, etc...
Everyday the beaurocrats in DC fail to pass the needed bills to help the American people.
What a travesty.
The people deserve better.
*Puts down new iphone, gets into Ferrari*
Everyday people come up to me unable to pay their medical bills, groceries, mortgage, etc...
Everyday the beaurocrats in DC fail to pass the needed bills to help the American people.
What a travesty.
The people deserve better.
*Puts down new iphone, gets into Ferrari*