ella
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vent emigrée • shark lover • stardew addict • skyrim connoisseur
ASDHQJUDFHDBF I SQUADORE U????? NOW I *HAVE* TO FINJSH WRITING IT I NEED IT PROFESDIONALLY CRITIQUED BY SQUISH
February 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
ASDHQJUDFHDBF I SQUADORE U????? NOW I *HAVE* TO FINJSH WRITING IT I NEED IT PROFESDIONALLY CRITIQUED BY SQUISH
wait a minute this isn't twitter why am i posting a premature defense for. checks notes. liking a book series when i was a teenager.
February 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
wait a minute this isn't twitter why am i posting a premature defense for. checks notes. liking a book series when i was a teenager.
yes i had a harry potter phase. no i don't support bigotry. i pirated the movies and only own knockoff merch. the books were bought at a garage sale in the 00s and then given to me years later by the school librarian. i don't remember enough about the lore to get back into writing it without help
February 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
yes i had a harry potter phase. no i don't support bigotry. i pirated the movies and only own knockoff merch. the books were bought at a garage sale in the 00s and then given to me years later by the school librarian. i don't remember enough about the lore to get back into writing it without help
reading the existing trauma passages of this fic i am reminded why i hate percy weasley so viscerally even though in canon he's like one of the few problematic characters that had an Actual Redemption Arc that wasn't force fed by jowling kowling rowling the terf queen
February 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
reading the existing trauma passages of this fic i am reminded why i hate percy weasley so viscerally even though in canon he's like one of the few problematic characters that had an Actual Redemption Arc that wasn't force fed by jowling kowling rowling the terf queen
cackling at one of the authors notes i put in there. "while i am not personally lgbtq++ i am an ally and will be censoring any use of the f slur in my fic" oh you sweet summer child you are a birom ace nb-ish f slur bog creature. writing gay smut and crushing on your female oc was just the beginning
February 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
cackling at one of the authors notes i put in there. "while i am not personally lgbtq++ i am an ally and will be censoring any use of the f slur in my fic" oh you sweet summer child you are a birom ace nb-ish f slur bog creature. writing gay smut and crushing on your female oc was just the beginning
it's not even a harry potter fic really. harry is a minor character. it's a fred weasley fic
February 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
it's not even a harry potter fic really. harry is a minor character. it's a fred weasley fic
the abandoned fic is on wattpad. i have not logged in in years. it'd be hilarious if in 2025 some poor soul gets an email while working their office job that this one harry potter fanfic they started reading in middle school finally got an update
February 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the abandoned fic is on wattpad. i have not logged in in years. it'd be hilarious if in 2025 some poor soul gets an email while working their office job that this one harry potter fanfic they started reading in middle school finally got an update
god i need to keep writing this fucking fiction from almost a decade ago
February 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
god i need to keep writing this fucking fiction from almost a decade ago
it's chaos. percy weasley is umbridge's right hand man in her ministry sanctioned gay hunt. harry potter becomes unhinged and commits murder with a bludger. lee jordan utters the phrase "my pants are tighter than snape's asshole." molly weasley sends a howler to dumbledore.
February 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
it's chaos. percy weasley is umbridge's right hand man in her ministry sanctioned gay hunt. harry potter becomes unhinged and commits murder with a bludger. lee jordan utters the phrase "my pants are tighter than snape's asshole." molly weasley sends a howler to dumbledore.
neither half of this couple survives the school year btw. lee gets killed by lucius malfoy during the battle of hogwarts and after an unrelated series of events involving freds gf who may or may not be 16 years old ella's self insert oc george yeets himself off the astronomy tower. drarry breaks up
February 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
neither half of this couple survives the school year btw. lee gets killed by lucius malfoy during the battle of hogwarts and after an unrelated series of events involving freds gf who may or may not be 16 years old ella's self insert oc george yeets himself off the astronomy tower. drarry breaks up
the scene was between george weasley and lee jordan btw. there was also a flashback sequence of george experiencing Trauma. the roadmap promises more of both.
February 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
the scene was between george weasley and lee jordan btw. there was also a flashback sequence of george experiencing Trauma. the roadmap promises more of both.
no, 16 years old ella, you DON'T have to use the phrase "tongues fighting for dominance" just because every other harry potter smut fanfic writer is using it
February 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
no, 16 years old ella, you DON'T have to use the phrase "tongues fighting for dominance" just because every other harry potter smut fanfic writer is using it
also back when I still read fanfic i had (and probably still have) absolutely zero problem reading the most hardcore smut but it's DIFFERENT when you're rereading a smut scene YOU WROTE at the age of 16 i had to grab my blanket and scream into it bc WHY DID I WRITE IT LIKE THAT
February 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
also back when I still read fanfic i had (and probably still have) absolutely zero problem reading the most hardcore smut but it's DIFFERENT when you're rereading a smut scene YOU WROTE at the age of 16 i had to grab my blanket and scream into it bc WHY DID I WRITE IT LIKE THAT
i only had like 4 chapters and i can't write length or slow burn for shit but i did write out the whole roadmap in vivid enough detail that despite years of brain damage i can still remember what the plot was going to include
February 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i only had like 4 chapters and i can't write length or slow burn for shit but i did write out the whole roadmap in vivid enough detail that despite years of brain damage i can still remember what the plot was going to include
literally was like. wait are rightists using this emoji as code for us. and then actually put on my reading eyeballs and figured out how to see from out my ass. im so sorry that person did that, fuck them frfr
February 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
literally was like. wait are rightists using this emoji as code for us. and then actually put on my reading eyeballs and figured out how to see from out my ass. im so sorry that person did that, fuck them frfr
YOU HAVE ACPCC??????? must add u immediately
February 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
YOU HAVE ACPCC??????? must add u immediately
did not read this right and genuinely thought the racecar emoji was being like. mass used against trans people to out them. mb kells
February 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
did not read this right and genuinely thought the racecar emoji was being like. mass used against trans people to out them. mb kells
how do you even know you're added to a list im. you're not even dramatic???
February 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
how do you even know you're added to a list im. you're not even dramatic???
deadass multiple men were in my comments calling my friends cucks for defending me saying "you know white knighting isn't gonna get u laid right" like they weren't literally trying to neg me into getting laid
February 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
deadass multiple men were in my comments calling my friends cucks for defending me saying "you know white knighting isn't gonna get u laid right" like they weren't literally trying to neg me into getting laid