ella
@slutella.bsky.social
vent emigrée • shark lover • stardew addict • skyrim connoisseur
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@slutella.bsky.social
· Nov 5
ah perry the platypus i see you have found my latest invention, the doofinator! you see, long ago in my hometown of gimmelshtump my peers always mocked my unique voice. now the entire tri-state area will read this post in my voice! and then i, dr heinz doofinschmirtz, will finally have my revenge!
just dug up the old harry potter fanfic i started writing my senior year of high school to cope with hardcore trauma.. holy shit it was more fucked up than i remember. i should keep writing it. yknow. like 8 years later.
February 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
just dug up the old harry potter fanfic i started writing my senior year of high school to cope with hardcore trauma.. holy shit it was more fucked up than i remember. i should keep writing it. yknow. like 8 years later.
oh yeah also go watch voiceplay's cover of hellfire they put it off for so long despite high demand bc geoff is so understandably squicked out by frollo but holy fuck they did it justice and the terror u feel seeing geoff as frollo is alleviated only by knowing that geoff irl is the exact opposite
February 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
oh yeah also go watch voiceplay's cover of hellfire they put it off for so long despite high demand bc geoff is so understandably squicked out by frollo but holy fuck they did it justice and the terror u feel seeing geoff as frollo is alleviated only by knowing that geoff irl is the exact opposite
did u guys know that the antidote to literally every bad feeling ever is to listen to test drive from the httyd soundtrack and really while we're at it the whole soundtrack period
February 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
did u guys know that the antidote to literally every bad feeling ever is to listen to test drive from the httyd soundtrack and really while we're at it the whole soundtrack period
ella shut up challenge (fail)
February 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
ella shut up challenge (fail)
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Stonewall National Monument (U.S.A.)
“How many years has it taken people to realize that we are all brothers and sisters and human beings in the human race?”(A brave Drag Queen)1) WHAT ...
ideas.lego.com
February 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I assume the Fuck That was God's work
February 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I assume the Fuck That was God's work
losing my mind actually. need to be punished. time to scream
February 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
losing my mind actually. need to be punished. time to scream
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Happy Presidents' Day to the 44 presidents who never tried to become a fascist dictator.
February 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Happy Presidents' Day to the 44 presidents who never tried to become a fascist dictator.
love having the absolute worst day known to man and absolutely no one to vent to. fuck you druitt
January 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
love having the absolute worst day known to man and absolutely no one to vent to. fuck you druitt
once a boner always a boner
January 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
once a boner always a boner
choosing the bear is always morally acceptable
January 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
choosing the bear is always morally acceptable
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United States 2024:
499 mass shootings
16,576 deaths from guns (excluding suicides)
5,151 children and teens were shot
1,403 of those children and teens died
1,133 civilians were shot and killed by police, with Black American killed at twice the rate
499 mass shootings
16,576 deaths from guns (excluding suicides)
5,151 children and teens were shot
1,403 of those children and teens died
1,133 civilians were shot and killed by police, with Black American killed at twice the rate
December 31, 2024 at 5:17 PM
United States 2024:
499 mass shootings
16,576 deaths from guns (excluding suicides)
5,151 children and teens were shot
1,403 of those children and teens died
1,133 civilians were shot and killed by police, with Black American killed at twice the rate
499 mass shootings
16,576 deaths from guns (excluding suicides)
5,151 children and teens were shot
1,403 of those children and teens died
1,133 civilians were shot and killed by police, with Black American killed at twice the rate
really fucking miss vent rn. need to vent and sure as fuck not doing it on a public feed
January 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
really fucking miss vent rn. need to vent and sure as fuck not doing it on a public feed
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Hi, Bluesky! I’m God.
Fuck Project 2025.
Happy New Year!
Fuck Project 2025.
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hi, Bluesky! I’m God.
Fuck Project 2025.
Happy New Year!
Fuck Project 2025.
Happy New Year!
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saw a comment today that said, “the ocean is just monster soup” and i will never stop thinking about it
January 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
saw a comment today that said, “the ocean is just monster soup” and i will never stop thinking about it
brain really be like "you must do [redacted] and [redacted] and [redacted] or you are worthless and must die immediately"
January 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
brain really be like "you must do [redacted] and [redacted] and [redacted] or you are worthless and must die immediately"
so spacey. the nightmares have been getting worse. the daily changing-that-one-garment routine has more than doubled. can't keep up with laundry. kitten likes the taste and texture of every single chew deterrent. gah
December 31, 2024 at 6:33 PM
so spacey. the nightmares have been getting worse. the daily changing-that-one-garment routine has more than doubled. can't keep up with laundry. kitten likes the taste and texture of every single chew deterrent. gah
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ngl it burns so bad right now
December 31, 2024 at 6:17 PM
ngl it burns so bad right now
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Hi, I’m God.
Sorry to be so political on main but I’m sick and tired of this fascism shit, medammit.
Thanks for letting God vent,
God
Sorry to be so political on main but I’m sick and tired of this fascism shit, medammit.
Thanks for letting God vent,
God
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Hi, I’m God.
Sorry to be so political on main but I’m sick and tired of this fascism shit, medammit.
Thanks for letting God vent,
God
Sorry to be so political on main but I’m sick and tired of this fascism shit, medammit.
Thanks for letting God vent,
God
so nintendo is killing acpc which was. free to play but had multiple subscription options. in favor of. a $20 one-time purchase of acpc complete (a different app) with different features and no IAPs? and no online play? dammit nintendo
November 22, 2024 at 7:22 PM
so nintendo is killing acpc which was. free to play but had multiple subscription options. in favor of. a $20 one-time purchase of acpc complete (a different app) with different features and no IAPs? and no online play? dammit nintendo
dissociative memory loss, wormy cats, double dragon food poisoning, and work in 15 minutes. name a better combo
November 22, 2024 at 6:51 PM
dissociative memory loss, wormy cats, double dragon food poisoning, and work in 15 minutes. name a better combo