Slurm Shandy
@slurmshandy.bsky.social
I love it when you call me Big Pharma
“how long have you been 17?”
“a while”
“a while”
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“how long have you been 17?”
“a while”
“a while”
game recognize game
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
game recognize game
Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla
September 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla
🎶 IF YOU LIKE COLA PIÑATAS 🎶
June 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
🎶 IF YOU LIKE COLA PIÑATAS 🎶
When the throuple buying you lizards at the lizard store starts giving you this look
February 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When the throuple buying you lizards at the lizard store starts giving you this look
December 2, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Hi, can I get a large cheese pizza, regular crust, with possum on half?
May 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Hi, can I get a large cheese pizza, regular crust, with possum on half?
exiting the toilet stall while the automatic flush goes off behind me
May 4, 2024 at 2:02 AM
exiting the toilet stall while the automatic flush goes off behind me
behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream, saying, “she’s not my special lady; I’m just helping her conceive, man”
April 29, 2024 at 1:13 AM
behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream, saying, “she’s not my special lady; I’m just helping her conceive, man”
you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here
i got a plan to get us out of here
February 9, 2024 at 10:42 PM
you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here
i got a plan to get us out of here
Had to make a pilgrimage to the Flagstaff Coyote Hole
February 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Had to make a pilgrimage to the Flagstaff Coyote Hole
Nobody:
Mark David Chapman:
Mark David Chapman:
January 16, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Nobody:
Mark David Chapman:
Mark David Chapman:
New exclusive collab just dropped at Target
January 11, 2024 at 7:10 PM
New exclusive collab just dropped at Target
This guy knows wtf is up
January 5, 2024 at 4:53 PM
This guy knows wtf is up
It’s the thot that counts
December 1, 2023 at 8:21 PM
It’s the thot that counts
guys will be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
November 16, 2023 at 6:45 PM
guys will be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
guys be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
November 15, 2023 at 3:34 AM
guys be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
she lies and says she’s in love with him
can’t find a
can’t find a
August 25, 2023 at 11:51 PM
she lies and says she’s in love with him
can’t find a
can’t find a
