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slumnapoleon.bsky.social
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SEE APOCRYPHAL QUOTE IN BIO.
August 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh, no, what was the original unmistranslated version?
August 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is me as a football fan and a human being.
August 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Like the French Revolution, it’s too early to tell.
August 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don’t think it’s possible for us to breach it, only MGW and his representatives. Forest may know something. All stupidly speculative but his agent may have been agitating for a move, threatening to leak the value of the clause, speaking in a way that suggested they weren’t going to respect the nda
July 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think the release clause is there as the price they have to sell at but they want to keep it secret in the hope that someone will bid s much more. US bidding precisely the right amount makes Forest think that the secrecy clause has been broken and in consequence the whole clause is invalidated.
July 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why are they sitting on a tiny wooden elephant?
July 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The kid in the background so bored she’s trying to eat a flag.
June 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Very much enjoying “So you went and changed your name, honeymooned beside Lake Placid, and to my eternal shame I went to Lego Land on acid.”
June 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Only that your maths was partial and misleading.
June 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Gazing into the unfashionable void of a million misplaced passes.
June 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Well match day revenue is approx £5m per home game; £15m for participation in league phase; avg of £1m prize money per game; broadcast revenue; increased sponsor obligations; intangibles like the mythical shirt sales; plus likely further money for going past the league phase. £100m is conservative.
June 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
No, they got £5m for winning the final. They made around £35m from the tournament Asa while. That’s aside from the approximately £100m minimum they’ll make from CL participation.

I’d have kept Ange but your figures are all over the place.
June 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don’t think that’s it. The difficulty is that the success Ange achieved is all but impossible to replicate but the failings seem all too likely to reoccur. We’re not going to win a trophy to qualify for the CL but we may well throw away a lot of games. Levy doesn’t see bet as a good one.
June 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Too proud to hit Reset Password
June 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Too proud to hit Reset Password.
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Every time I see it I think “why’s that model in a spurs shirt carrying a backpack in every photo?”
May 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think the thing for me is that no one’s going to do better than this. Poch was an extravagantly lucky find. No one else has done anywhere near as well with so little money in the last 20 years. Ange is fun and he won something that’s where we’re at and it’s not bad.
May 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We were going to see the Donnarumma but the queues were too big and I’m told it’s actually much smaller in real life.
May 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
More angstball than Angeball
May 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bilbao bagging goals more like…

I’m just going to pop my phone down and reflect on what done.
May 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
See the luck I’ve had, can make a good man turn bad
May 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reggie!
May 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM