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Thomas Frank always has the look of a man who was quietly walking his dog when he came across the mutilated body of a close friend.
It’s a face that might come in handy at Spurs.
#coys
It’s a face that might come in handy at Spurs.
#coys
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Thomas Frank always has the look of a man who was quietly walking his dog when he came across the mutilated body of a close friend.
It’s a face that might come in handy at Spurs.
#coys
It’s a face that might come in handy at Spurs.
#coys
I thought they wouldn’t sack him. We won a trophy and qualified for the Champions League that’s literally Spurs’ season for the last 64 years. What more did they expect? I think for the board the issue is that it’s not the kind of success you can replicate but the flaws seem likely to remain.
June 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I thought they wouldn’t sack him. We won a trophy and qualified for the Champions League that’s literally Spurs’ season for the last 64 years. What more did they expect? I think for the board the issue is that it’s not the kind of success you can replicate but the flaws seem likely to remain.
A lot of players with double barrelled names these days: Dewsbury Hall; Loftus Cheek; Walker Peters; Alexander Arnold; Bergvall Caughtontheball.
COYS
COYS
February 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A lot of players with double barrelled names these days: Dewsbury Hall; Loftus Cheek; Walker Peters; Alexander Arnold; Bergvall Caughtontheball.
COYS
COYS
‘I don’t care what they play at my funeral. I’m not going to be there’: Ross Kemp’s honest playlist
‘I don’t care what they play at my funeral. I’m not going to be there’: Ross Kemp’s honest playlist
The actor and TV presenter smashed up his mum’s copy of Carmen as a child and now plays jazz standards to his kids, but which Green Day song reminds him of Afghanistan?
The first song I remember hearing
My mum had Carmen by French composer Georges…
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Despite what I might have said regarding him being a teenage Bayern reject when I thought he was in his way to Arsenal or United, I now understand that he’s the greatest player to have ever touched a ball.
⚪️🇫🇷 Tottenham will cover full salary of Mathys Tel until June as part of the loan agreement with FC Bayern.There’s NO buy option clause included, Tel will be back to Bayern in June.
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February 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Despite what I might have said regarding him being a teenage Bayern reject when I thought he was in his way to Arsenal or United, I now understand that he’s the greatest player to have ever touched a ball.
Danso! Danso! Danso!
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Danso! Danso! Danso!
This seems structured and planned
#thfc have enquired about signing Alejandro Garnacho, Tyler Dibling, James McAtee and Christopher Nkunku in the last 24 hours. [TBR Football]
February 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This seems structured and planned
You’ll seldom regret investing in a nice overcoat.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You’ll seldom regret investing in a nice overcoat.
@footballcliches.bsky.social what’s the “the kids are alright” threshold?
January 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social what’s the “the kids are alright” threshold?
The entitlement problem. There’s a noisy section of Arsenal fans who believe they have a mystical right to success. They can’t accept that it’s the club, the players or the manager’s failings or even bad luck. They have to believe that they’ve been cheated by a conspiracy. It’s football Trumpism.
‘Tribes’ of every colour attract extremes, Arsenal are no different. Your post feels purposefully inflammatory and in reality, misinformed. More importantly, you’re missing the more general point about the quality of refereeing across the board, impacting so heavily on sporting integrity. Bad take.
January 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The entitlement problem. There’s a noisy section of Arsenal fans who believe they have a mystical right to success. They can’t accept that it’s the club, the players or the manager’s failings or even bad luck. They have to believe that they’ve been cheated by a conspiracy. It’s football Trumpism.
Are…are…are we the Southampton?
December 22, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Are…are…are we the Southampton?
I prefer it when we’re 3-0 up at this point in the game
December 22, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I prefer it when we’re 3-0 up at this point in the game
Sad that Russell Martin has been sacked but happy for Ryan Mason who was wondering what he’d done to upset the Southampton faithful:
December 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Sad that Russell Martin has been sacked but happy for Ryan Mason who was wondering what he’d done to upset the Southampton faithful:
If Toadfish from Neighbours slimmed down, would he resemble Bashar al-Assad I hear you ask and I answer “Yes, yes he would.”
December 16, 2024 at 5:11 PM
If Toadfish from Neighbours slimmed down, would he resemble Bashar al-Assad I hear you ask and I answer “Yes, yes he would.”
Well, today’s not going to get any better:
December 9, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Well, today’s not going to get any better:
Paul Merson’s just said that he can’t see how Chelsea don’t win this one, he’s always been good at placing sensible bets.
December 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Paul Merson’s just said that he can’t see how Chelsea don’t win this one, he’s always been good at placing sensible bets.
There’s an executive at Puma on a six figure salary who was responsible for negotiating the sponsorship deal for Cucurella’s boots.
December 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
There’s an executive at Puma on a six figure salary who was responsible for negotiating the sponsorship deal for Cucurella’s boots.
Oh let me gaze upon your curves,
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves.
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves.
What is your favourite lyric of all time?
December 4, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Oh let me gaze upon your curves,
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves.
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves.
Hey Alex, for this one can you try to look as much like a mediaeval monk as possible?
Blur bassist Alex James: ‘I’m so happy for Oasis. Liam is an incredible singer, and he can’t help being a rock star’
Blur bassist Alex James: ‘I’m so happy for Oasis. Liam is an incredible singer, and he can’t help being a rock star’
The musician on struggling to fit into his Britpop pants, his ambition to make giant Frazzle, and the football song that keeps him fed
Bassist Alex James, along with Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon and Dave Rowntree, formed Blur in 1988. In 2023, Blur brought…
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Hey Alex, for this one can you try to look as much like a mediaeval monk as possible?
Strong start
November 30, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Strong start
November 23, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I had a woke filling once, asked the dentist for porcelain but she insisted on using avocado and trigger warnings.
What the fuck is a “woke filling”?
“I’ll have a bap with feminism and the Martin Luther King ‘I Have a Dream’ speech on it please. No butter” x
“I’ll have a bap with feminism and the Martin Luther King ‘I Have a Dream’ speech on it please. No butter” x
November 18, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I had a woke filling once, asked the dentist for porcelain but she insisted on using avocado and trigger warnings.