Dispatch

Moonbeam mice dreams eating all the good cheese chewing on your bare feet

Moonbeam string bean spreading it like cream cheese chewing with your new teeth

Moonbeam rice steam kissing all your homies lifting up your boobies

Moonbeam lice cream itching on your

Moonbeam widescreen drinking all the blue cheese snorting pepperoni

This game is so stupid and I just can't put it down

When I forget to take my Night Pills at dinner I am granted access to the sacred pocket dimension of Girl Time (2AM)

“this body is my home, my companion”

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Vulnerably confronting family members about their transphobic tendencies. It's exhausting and liberating in equal measure. To sob openly while telling them how much it hurts. To watch their eyes well with tears and their expressions soften. Nobody ever gets to tell me "crying never solved anything."

every time I talk to a landlord I yearn for a lobotomy like surely nobody can be THIS stupid ON PURPOSE

creditkarma notifications will be like "your score has come a long way!" and like frankly my credit score can [REDACTED] my [REDACTED] for all I care get the FUCK off my phone numbers ain't even real

being 30 is being excited about a zofran prescription. thats my old pal, my good buddy, my ride or die

Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry