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When you take your car into Firestone for a scheduled appointment and you go do your laundry and have lunch at Taco Bell and you get back and your car still isn't even on the lift
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When you take your car into Firestone for a scheduled appointment and you go do your laundry and have lunch at Taco Bell and you get back and your car still isn't even on the lift
Enjoying a #Youtube video on my break #semenretention
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Enjoying a #Youtube video on my break #semenretention
Don't usually like to toot my own horn but I gave myself the perfect Guinness pour tonight
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Don't usually like to toot my own horn but I gave myself the perfect Guinness pour tonight
Choose your fighter
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Choose your fighter
Toothpaste my wife bought is fuckin trash
September 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Toothpaste my wife bought is fuckin trash
Oh thanks guess I just won't breathe then
June 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Oh thanks guess I just won't breathe then
Screenshot bc the poster obviously realized this was dumb as hell
May 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Screenshot bc the poster obviously realized this was dumb as hell
Wore this shirt I got from a thrift shop to a local hardcore show once bc I didn't have any band merch and it looked plausible enough to be merch for some sick band called Thailand that people werent hip to
May 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wore this shirt I got from a thrift shop to a local hardcore show once bc I didn't have any band merch and it looked plausible enough to be merch for some sick band called Thailand that people werent hip to
I actually posted about delivering to the facility where they make this stuff in Rockford, IL. Had to walk into this tiny little room and use a phone then someone would come and I'd pass the package thru a tiny window. Made me wonder what theyre trying to hide 🤔🤔🤔
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I actually posted about delivering to the facility where they make this stuff in Rockford, IL. Had to walk into this tiny little room and use a phone then someone would come and I'd pass the package thru a tiny window. Made me wonder what theyre trying to hide 🤔🤔🤔
Constantly saying "good thing Spring is finally here" and then recieving yet another "fell for it" award
March 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Constantly saying "good thing Spring is finally here" and then recieving yet another "fell for it" award
Sick photo of Lake Michigan the wife got last week
March 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sick photo of Lake Michigan the wife got last week
Mine looked different for some reason
March 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mine looked different for some reason
Facebook is truly the free speech platform rn
February 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Facebook is truly the free speech platform rn
It was Mingus
February 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It was Mingus
I would never let this beast get anywhere near me with his filthy fucking paws
February 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I would never let this beast get anywhere near me with his filthy fucking paws
Made it back home safe with treats, I saw a opossum that was so big it was scary but I couldn't capture it on camera unfortunately
February 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Made it back home safe with treats, I saw a opossum that was so big it was scary but I couldn't capture it on camera unfortunately
Frozen river always looks cool as hell
February 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Frozen river always looks cool as hell
Made it to the market, eating a very pedestrian falafel wrap when i should have gotten their lentil soup instead 😔
February 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Made it to the market, eating a very pedestrian falafel wrap when i should have gotten their lentil soup instead 😔
Me when I step outside and the sky looks cool
January 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me when I step outside and the sky looks cool
The sentiment that it's somehow pro-Palestine protestors' fault that Trump won is so moronic and twisted I want to twist a fucking pencil into my earhole
January 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The sentiment that it's somehow pro-Palestine protestors' fault that Trump won is so moronic and twisted I want to twist a fucking pencil into my earhole
Submarine (2024) by the Marias wins the Sluggo award for best album to listen to while driving to and from work and praying you don't slip on some black ice
January 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Submarine (2024) by the Marias wins the Sluggo award for best album to listen to while driving to and from work and praying you don't slip on some black ice
Has more to do with you calling everyone who uses Spotify "worthless idiot piggies" which is extremely weird antisocial language you probably wouldn't use irl. Has the same energy as a kid who just learned about climate change calling their parents ecocidal fascists for driving a gas powered car
January 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Has more to do with you calling everyone who uses Spotify "worthless idiot piggies" which is extremely weird antisocial language you probably wouldn't use irl. Has the same energy as a kid who just learned about climate change calling their parents ecocidal fascists for driving a gas powered car
Had to get my car towed to the mechanic and the tow driver was working hard to recruit me and I have to imagine it's because I was already dressed exactly like a tow truck driver
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Had to get my car towed to the mechanic and the tow driver was working hard to recruit me and I have to imagine it's because I was already dressed exactly like a tow truck driver