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Liquid Death canned water has been a great way for concert venues to get another 10 bucks out of you when you go to the bar and ask for "a water"
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Liquid Death canned water has been a great way for concert venues to get another 10 bucks out of you when you go to the bar and ask for "a water"
Guy at the McDonald's drive-thru was holding a Motorola Razr to his ear with his shoulder while giving me my food, honestly a swaggy look
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Guy at the McDonald's drive-thru was holding a Motorola Razr to his ear with his shoulder while giving me my food, honestly a swaggy look
When you take your car into Firestone for a scheduled appointment and you go do your laundry and have lunch at Taco Bell and you get back and your car still isn't even on the lift
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When you take your car into Firestone for a scheduled appointment and you go do your laundry and have lunch at Taco Bell and you get back and your car still isn't even on the lift
Enjoying a #Youtube video on my break #semenretention
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Enjoying a #Youtube video on my break #semenretention
They're gonna try to make being really gross and depraved the new chic
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
They're gonna try to make being really gross and depraved the new chic
Just to warn you guys I had a banana and a sugar free Red Bull so I gotta stick close to a bathroom
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just to warn you guys I had a banana and a sugar free Red Bull so I gotta stick close to a bathroom
This shit was 100% written by ChatGPT
"narco-terrorist" as a phrase is so phenomenal. combining the two biggest, decades-long foreign policy failures since the end of the cold war. i'm sure it'll work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This shit was 100% written by ChatGPT
The SiriusXM 90's station is purely meant for background noise in s workplace and absolutely not meant to be listened to voluntarily becausr only a massive psycho would want to hear What if God Was One of Us followed by Fuck Wit' Dre Day and then Walkin' in Memphis
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The SiriusXM 90's station is purely meant for background noise in s workplace and absolutely not meant to be listened to voluntarily becausr only a massive psycho would want to hear What if God Was One of Us followed by Fuck Wit' Dre Day and then Walkin' in Memphis
Despacito Christmas
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Despacito Christmas
I've been listening to the audiobook of Robert Greene's 48 Laws of Power because it's such an influential text I wanted to check it out for myself. I was expecting to hate it but I can't help but find it very entertaining
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I've been listening to the audiobook of Robert Greene's 48 Laws of Power because it's such an influential text I wanted to check it out for myself. I was expecting to hate it but I can't help but find it very entertaining
I don't think there's ever a time when I couldn't go for a good ol fashioned hot dog
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don't think there's ever a time when I couldn't go for a good ol fashioned hot dog
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50 years today, damn
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
50 years today, damn
Don't usually like to toot my own horn but I gave myself the perfect Guinness pour tonight
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Don't usually like to toot my own horn but I gave myself the perfect Guinness pour tonight
Got caught up in a Kevin Gates related traffic jam coming home and there were like 6 dudes walking up and down the side of the highway exit trying to sell bootleg T-shirts
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Got caught up in a Kevin Gates related traffic jam coming home and there were like 6 dudes walking up and down the side of the highway exit trying to sell bootleg T-shirts
Listening to an Edmund Fitzgerald podcast and I'm sad because I would have loved to be born 50 years earlier so I could have been a mariner on a Great Lakes freighter
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Listening to an Edmund Fitzgerald podcast and I'm sad because I would have loved to be born 50 years earlier so I could have been a mariner on a Great Lakes freighter
I'm sitting in a Cracker Barrel and I'm pleased to report there's all kinds of stupid farm tools and guns and crap hanging on the walls here
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm sitting in a Cracker Barrel and I'm pleased to report there's all kinds of stupid farm tools and guns and crap hanging on the walls here
Choose your fighter
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Choose your fighter
Telling Sam Altman "more like Open *Gay* I" and watching him instantly combust and turn into a little pile of ash
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Telling Sam Altman "more like Open *Gay* I" and watching him instantly combust and turn into a little pile of ash
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Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
Woke up from 5 hours of sleep after a 15 hour workday and St. Anger stuck in my head, sometimes your lifestyle really do be determining your deathstyle
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Woke up from 5 hours of sleep after a 15 hour workday and St. Anger stuck in my head, sometimes your lifestyle really do be determining your deathstyle
Feeling a strange sense of deja vu
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Feeling a strange sense of deja vu
Got thru Machiavelli"s the Prince and it was a bunch of boring stuff about being an effective ruler of an Italian city state and barely any dark psychology tips about dealing with toxic people
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Got thru Machiavelli"s the Prince and it was a bunch of boring stuff about being an effective ruler of an Italian city state and barely any dark psychology tips about dealing with toxic people
The other guys are literal nazis, with stakes like these we don't have the luxury to worry about whether our guys are nazis!
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The other guys are literal nazis, with stakes like these we don't have the luxury to worry about whether our guys are nazis!
I was listening to the Majority Report this morning and they were really defensive of the nazi tattoo guy running for senate, do they always suck that bad?
October 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I was listening to the Majority Report this morning and they were really defensive of the nazi tattoo guy running for senate, do they always suck that bad?
Gonna take my laser pointer to the movies tomorrow and point it at peoples crotches and stuff on the screen lol
October 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Gonna take my laser pointer to the movies tomorrow and point it at peoples crotches and stuff on the screen lol