Aaron Benoit
slowpass.bsky.social
Aaron Benoit
@slowpass.bsky.social
The aneurisms this OKC loss is gonna cause during convos on the greatest NBA teams of all time
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Buying an NBA Cup Finals Eastern Conference Representatives hat for @davecolon.bsky.social for Christmas
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Me and like 6 other guys dying on the hill of “the bubble was incredible, the bubble chip should actually be worth MORE than a regular one, and the NBA Cup Is fun and good”
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It’s wild that Terry Zwigoff made Bad Santa. It would be like watching the opening credits for Superbad and seeing “Directed by Errol Morris”
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is the holiday season when I decide “Wonderful Christmas Time” is the ONLY good Christmas song by a Beatle
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair is the breeziest 4+ hours you’ll ever spend in a theater
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Spotify wrapped having a good ass time calling ppl old as hell because they listened to a Beatles song
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
V thankful to the Hold Steady who have announced that they will take the stage at 8pm for their weeknight show
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
New York I love you, but you’re bringing me…up?
What an embarrassing time to be a New York City hater
Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral race triumph puts the lie to New York City’s doubters and haters
nygroove.nyc
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dopamine the name of the new Robyn and what flooded my brain when I found out it existed
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Bless the Predator franchise for keeping alive the 1 hour 40-ish minute blockbuster
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Shoutout to all the DJs working Zohran’s “Turn the Volume Up” into their mix this weekend. That’s gonna go hard
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Zohran got almost as many votes as the population of Delaware
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Last season: Football is BACK in Washington
This season:
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
RIP D’Angelo

Pussy. The P is for Pussy.
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
28 Years Later 2/2 for making me sob
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Failing a student because he referred to a story set in the 50’s to the 80’s as taking place in the 1900’s
October 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Still remember discovering this as a featured song on Napster
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
There’s a significantly wider gap between the new Simpsons movie and the first one than between the first one and when the show was good
September 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Wondering how long it will be before “apart” will be an acceptable spelling of “a part” despite meaning the opposite
September 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The stall vs. urinal lines at Chappell Roan will be the source of a number of fights for the few heterosexual couples in attendance
September 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The best way to judge a streaming app is by how easy it is to fast forward/rewind. ESPN is a bad app
September 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Reposted by Aaron Benoit
No way, this is too much of a coincidence.

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September 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM