Slow biped
@slowbiped.bsky.social
Knitting, running, dancing, exploring. Brief fads and forays into different hobbies. All at my own pace.
Very cold down by the river this morning.
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Very cold down by the river this morning.
Advent calendar choccy. Make of it what you will.
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Advent calendar choccy. Make of it what you will.
The plumb bob line of rainwater dripping from the gutters reveals that the front window isn't quite straight.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The plumb bob line of rainwater dripping from the gutters reveals that the front window isn't quite straight.
Uranus is in my star sign.
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Uranus is in my star sign.
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Painting the nails on my right hand with my non-dominant left hand Waco Kid style.
September 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Painting the nails on my right hand with my non-dominant left hand Waco Kid style.
I got dog poo on my hand while cleaning up after my dog. Along the same walk are multiple shits that other people haven't picked up. So I get literally shat on for doing the right thing like a mug when nobody else seems to bother.
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I got dog poo on my hand while cleaning up after my dog. Along the same walk are multiple shits that other people haven't picked up. So I get literally shat on for doing the right thing like a mug when nobody else seems to bother.
Ill knit you a jolly balaclava for Christmas you can't stop me.
September 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ill knit you a jolly balaclava for Christmas you can't stop me.
Watched the Norwich Castle fillum and all the way through was thinking WHERE'S THE CAT MUMMY but I've been reassured that its still 'alive and well' in there somewhere.
August 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Watched the Norwich Castle fillum and all the way through was thinking WHERE'S THE CAT MUMMY but I've been reassured that its still 'alive and well' in there somewhere.
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Two things that would combat the rise of the racist right:
A speedy, significant rise in the living standards of the poor and the struggling middle.
Education
Paid for by the redistribution of wealth.
A speedy, significant rise in the living standards of the poor and the struggling middle.
Education
Paid for by the redistribution of wealth.
August 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Two things that would combat the rise of the racist right:
A speedy, significant rise in the living standards of the poor and the struggling middle.
Education
Paid for by the redistribution of wealth.
A speedy, significant rise in the living standards of the poor and the struggling middle.
Education
Paid for by the redistribution of wealth.
There was a time I'd be disgusted at people shoplifting from a charity shop. And I still think it'd be someone's personal lowest stoop. But now I'm like, well, yeah, but, well. I dunno.
August 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
There was a time I'd be disgusted at people shoplifting from a charity shop. And I still think it'd be someone's personal lowest stoop. But now I'm like, well, yeah, but, well. I dunno.
Recommend a series called 'Bridget and Eamon' for great Irish comedy.
August 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Recommend a series called 'Bridget and Eamon' for great Irish comedy.
The summer charm of a supermarket knock off magnum with its dairy inspired frozen interior and chocolate flavour coating.
August 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The summer charm of a supermarket knock off magnum with its dairy inspired frozen interior and chocolate flavour coating.
Today I have chosen linoleum.
August 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Today I have chosen linoleum.
Crocheting a yoga mat to go underneath my yoga mat.
August 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Crocheting a yoga mat to go underneath my yoga mat.
2 seconds to change the tyres on an F1 car is amazing. It would take me all afternoon just to change one wheel on my car, including squitting about finding all the tools and having a cup of tea about it.
August 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
2 seconds to change the tyres on an F1 car is amazing. It would take me all afternoon just to change one wheel on my car, including squitting about finding all the tools and having a cup of tea about it.
Wondering if we could link up each resort route round Mallorca and travel the whole island on the little ding ding 'trains'.
June 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wondering if we could link up each resort route round Mallorca and travel the whole island on the little ding ding 'trains'.
We know how to have fun on holiday. Shove your disco up your arse, we're walking up to the local necropolis tomorrow, it's very well preserved or so we've heard.
June 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We know how to have fun on holiday. Shove your disco up your arse, we're walking up to the local necropolis tomorrow, it's very well preserved or so we've heard.
Big up my tiny dog who squared up all teeth and growls to a lion on TV.
June 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Big up my tiny dog who squared up all teeth and growls to a lion on TV.
Trying to figure out the design concept on this George at Asda bikini (their picture) Is there a choice of bra to tuck your boobs into depending on sag level? Is the top bit a bra or bow tie? Is it to mould your fat rolls into a caterpillar shape?
June 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Trying to figure out the design concept on this George at Asda bikini (their picture) Is there a choice of bra to tuck your boobs into depending on sag level? Is the top bit a bra or bow tie? Is it to mould your fat rolls into a caterpillar shape?
Dad is back on the womble. 200 CDs this time.
May 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Dad is back on the womble. 200 CDs this time.
I could never send a simple soul like my dog into space.
May 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I could never send a simple soul like my dog into space.
That song about Laika makes me cry.
May 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That song about Laika makes me cry.
Watching a TV thing about people with disabilities facing barriers when booking flights. In my opinion I'm afraid that unless you're slim, average height, childless, able bodied, a man, aged 18 to 35 then plane travel is not for you.
May 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Watching a TV thing about people with disabilities facing barriers when booking flights. In my opinion I'm afraid that unless you're slim, average height, childless, able bodied, a man, aged 18 to 35 then plane travel is not for you.