Sloppy Jo Productions
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"Everything's computer" - how I sound when IT support asks me any question about my issue
March 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Everything's computer" - how I sound when IT support asks me any question about my issue
Imagine dating this guy and he has to log
"eating p u $$ y" into his nutrition tracker
"eating p u $$ y" into his nutrition tracker
March 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Imagine dating this guy and he has to log
"eating p u $$ y" into his nutrition tracker
"eating p u $$ y" into his nutrition tracker
The Vagina Museum is also what I call my Vagina at this point
March 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The Vagina Museum is also what I call my Vagina at this point
Franklin, TN! Come hang at the Sunday Punchlines comedy show and open mic tomorrow
March 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Franklin, TN! Come hang at the Sunday Punchlines comedy show and open mic tomorrow
My biological clock also attempting to spring forward
March 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My biological clock also attempting to spring forward
Traffic School keeps showing cool, sexy alpha MAGA males to teach me that I shouldn't even try to compete on the road
March 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Traffic School keeps showing cool, sexy alpha MAGA males to teach me that I shouldn't even try to compete on the road
Chris Cuomo and Bill O'Reilly on tour together? They shoulda named it "Help Us Pay Our Legal Fees Tour"
March 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Chris Cuomo and Bill O'Reilly on tour together? They shoulda named it "Help Us Pay Our Legal Fees Tour"
Not to pull the rug out from under Gavin Newsom, but, when he runs, he will lose. He has too much baggage, people don't trust him, and he's not an exciting candidate that Dems can rally around. He has presidential hair, though.
March 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Not to pull the rug out from under Gavin Newsom, but, when he runs, he will lose. He has too much baggage, people don't trust him, and he's not an exciting candidate that Dems can rally around. He has presidential hair, though.
"Great job [applause]" - me to men after Elon puts a chip in my brain
March 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Great job [applause]" - me to men after Elon puts a chip in my brain
And I'm not ruling out representing the USA in basketball at the 2028 Olympics
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And I'm not ruling out representing the USA in basketball at the 2028 Olympics
Me watching comedy when the "punchline" is just a slur
March 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Me watching comedy when the "punchline" is just a slur
JD Vance looks like he got this line from a "How to be a Dom" book, the sequel to "The Mystery Method"
March 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
JD Vance looks like he got this line from a "How to be a Dom" book, the sequel to "The Mystery Method"
Can we put Elon, JD, and Stephen Miller in the Elimination Chamber and stream it?
March 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Can we put Elon, JD, and Stephen Miller in the Elimination Chamber and stream it?
Marjorie Taylor Green's boyfriend, who asked Zelenskyy if he has a suit, looks like if Sean Spicer forgot to take The Substance
March 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Marjorie Taylor Green's boyfriend, who asked Zelenskyy if he has a suit, looks like if Sean Spicer forgot to take The Substance
When your boss is in the Google Doc with you
March 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When your boss is in the Google Doc with you
How JD *thought* he looked in that meeting, demanding that Zelenskyy grovel - SAY THANK YOU
March 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How JD *thought* he looked in that meeting, demanding that Zelenskyy grovel - SAY THANK YOU
Elon is maybe not the best messenger for pro-natalism since the sight of him makes my bits flip inside out
February 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Elon is maybe not the best messenger for pro-natalism since the sight of him makes my bits flip inside out
Don't worry, criticizing the Supreme Court feels more comfortable than my favorite sweatshirt
February 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Don't worry, criticizing the Supreme Court feels more comfortable than my favorite sweatshirt
The United States government is already Fyre Festival 2, Billy!! Not now!
February 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The United States government is already Fyre Festival 2, Billy!! Not now!
Grimes looks like Miley Cyrus if she drank Elon's blood
February 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Grimes looks like Miley Cyrus if she drank Elon's blood
MAGAs when they see a video of a Democrat crying
February 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MAGAs when they see a video of a Democrat crying
Me, when my weekly screen time is down by 2 minutes
February 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me, when my weekly screen time is down by 2 minutes
Sorry, Forbes. Vampires are notoriously sexy. Elon Musk Is a Billionaire Federal Welfare Bathtub of Leeches.
February 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sorry, Forbes. Vampires are notoriously sexy. Elon Musk Is a Billionaire Federal Welfare Bathtub of Leeches.
I love Pope Francis for doing so much to move the Church toward greater inclusivity and compassion. The Church has had so many dark and disappointing periods, and he gives me hope that it can be a force for good. Thoughts and prayers to my Dope Pope.
February 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I love Pope Francis for doing so much to move the Church toward greater inclusivity and compassion. The Church has had so many dark and disappointing periods, and he gives me hope that it can be a force for good. Thoughts and prayers to my Dope Pope.
Me, looking at the person behind me in yoga during downward dog
February 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me, looking at the person behind me in yoga during downward dog