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I hope for FEMINISM that Gavin Newsom knows there are also vile MAGA women he can interview
March 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I hope for FEMINISM that Gavin Newsom knows there are also vile MAGA women he can interview
"Everything's computer" - how I sound when IT support asks me any question about my issue
March 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Everything's computer" - how I sound when IT support asks me any question about my issue
Sean Spicer saying the Dems' "Choose Your Fighter" video was cringe isn't wrong...but, bro, you were on Dancing With the Stars
March 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sean Spicer saying the Dems' "Choose Your Fighter" video was cringe isn't wrong...but, bro, you were on Dancing With the Stars
Imagine dating this guy and he has to log
"eating p u $$ y" into his nutrition tracker
"eating p u $$ y" into his nutrition tracker
March 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Imagine dating this guy and he has to log
"eating p u $$ y" into his nutrition tracker
"eating p u $$ y" into his nutrition tracker
The Vagina Museum is also what I call my Vagina at this point
March 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The Vagina Museum is also what I call my Vagina at this point
Franklin, TN! Come hang at the Sunday Punchlines comedy show and open mic tomorrow
March 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Franklin, TN! Come hang at the Sunday Punchlines comedy show and open mic tomorrow
My biological clock also attempting to spring forward
March 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My biological clock also attempting to spring forward
Eating Disorder TikTok somehow found me - I'm flattered they think I'm so young that I need to be introduced to the concept
March 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Eating Disorder TikTok somehow found me - I'm flattered they think I'm so young that I need to be introduced to the concept
Traffic School keeps showing cool, sexy alpha MAGA males to teach me that I shouldn't even try to compete on the road
March 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Traffic School keeps showing cool, sexy alpha MAGA males to teach me that I shouldn't even try to compete on the road
Chris Cuomo and Bill O'Reilly on tour together? They shoulda named it "Help Us Pay Our Legal Fees Tour"
March 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Chris Cuomo and Bill O'Reilly on tour together? They shoulda named it "Help Us Pay Our Legal Fees Tour"
I get most of my confidence from having two inches on Napoleon
March 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I get most of my confidence from having two inches on Napoleon
Not to pull the rug out from under Gavin Newsom, but, when he runs, he will lose. He has too much baggage, people don't trust him, and he's not an exciting candidate that Dems can rally around. He has presidential hair, though.
March 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Not to pull the rug out from under Gavin Newsom, but, when he runs, he will lose. He has too much baggage, people don't trust him, and he's not an exciting candidate that Dems can rally around. He has presidential hair, though.
"If you think this flat earth is cool, may I interest you in my chest?" - me, flirting in the bunker
March 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
"If you think this flat earth is cool, may I interest you in my chest?" - me, flirting in the bunker
"Great job [applause]" - me to men after Elon puts a chip in my brain
March 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Great job [applause]" - me to men after Elon puts a chip in my brain
If court records are to be believed, crypto isn't Trump's first "pump and dump" scheme
March 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If court records are to be believed, crypto isn't Trump's first "pump and dump" scheme
And I'm not ruling out representing the USA in basketball at the 2028 Olympics
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And I'm not ruling out representing the USA in basketball at the 2028 Olympics
An Oscars haiku:
Adrien Brody
That dude truly sucks so hard
Ran the fucking light
Adrien Brody
That dude truly sucks so hard
Ran the fucking light
March 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
An Oscars haiku:
Adrien Brody
That dude truly sucks so hard
Ran the fucking light
Adrien Brody
That dude truly sucks so hard
Ran the fucking light
Me watching comedy when the "punchline" is just a slur
March 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Me watching comedy when the "punchline" is just a slur
JD Vance looks like he got this line from a "How to be a Dom" book, the sequel to "The Mystery Method"
March 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
JD Vance looks like he got this line from a "How to be a Dom" book, the sequel to "The Mystery Method"
My Oscar speech would be about how they should bring air conditioning back to movie theaters
March 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My Oscar speech would be about how they should bring air conditioning back to movie theaters
Can we put Elon, JD, and Stephen Miller in the Elimination Chamber and stream it?
March 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Can we put Elon, JD, and Stephen Miller in the Elimination Chamber and stream it?
Marjorie Taylor Green's boyfriend, who asked Zelenskyy if he has a suit, looks like if Sean Spicer forgot to take The Substance
March 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Marjorie Taylor Green's boyfriend, who asked Zelenskyy if he has a suit, looks like if Sean Spicer forgot to take The Substance
Joe Rogan should get an honorary Oscar tonight for his role as "guy pretending anything Elon says is funny"
March 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Joe Rogan should get an honorary Oscar tonight for his role as "guy pretending anything Elon says is funny"
I always think Newsmax is gonna be a porn version of the news
March 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I always think Newsmax is gonna be a porn version of the news