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· Apr 1
BRUHHHH WTF I bought these cheap CDRs to burn Playlists onto and the first 3 just have Schlagermusik on them
i agonize over whether my little ideas are worth me spending as little as a few hundred bucks to test on a prototype meanwhile motherfuckers who obviously don't have *enough* self doubt are out there bringing to market the grill that doubles as a wiretap
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i agonize over whether my little ideas are worth me spending as little as a few hundred bucks to test on a prototype meanwhile motherfuckers who obviously don't have *enough* self doubt are out there bringing to market the grill that doubles as a wiretap
found a hot pocket in my freezer. what a score.
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
found a hot pocket in my freezer. what a score.
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
yea i use AI, Anthropogenic Ineptitude
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
yea i use AI, Anthropogenic Ineptitude
in my pinocchio era (growing from a wooden puppet into a real boi)
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
in my pinocchio era (growing from a wooden puppet into a real boi)
the rot in my brain is like that stuff that makes cheese blue. real freaks will pay top dollar just for a taste.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
the rot in my brain is like that stuff that makes cheese blue. real freaks will pay top dollar just for a taste.
every time i see big naturals i wanna fistbump god for inventing women, real maverick move homie
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
every time i see big naturals i wanna fistbump god for inventing women, real maverick move homie
call me when the robots are laying brick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
call me when the robots are laying brick.
name a more perfect duo than any type of onion and any type of meat
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
name a more perfect duo than any type of onion and any type of meat
afraid they're gonna take zohran out because he has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, and his bitch is too bad.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
afraid they're gonna take zohran out because he has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, and his bitch is too bad.
my sexuality is making broads bust
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my sexuality is making broads bust
the people raising me were too drunk to ever explicitly crush my spirits in a way that would make me conform to societies plan for me so now academia and industry people will have to deal with having my yokel hillbilly redneck ass mingling among them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the people raising me were too drunk to ever explicitly crush my spirits in a way that would make me conform to societies plan for me so now academia and industry people will have to deal with having my yokel hillbilly redneck ass mingling among them.
driving uber with nothing but simlish country in the cassette deck to make my passengers think they're stroking out.
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
driving uber with nothing but simlish country in the cassette deck to make my passengers think they're stroking out.
listen for filk music! it's really good !!! :p
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
listen for filk music! it's really good !!! :p
The lion does concern themselves with the hydration of their peers
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The lion does concern themselves with the hydration of their peers
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Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
i'd like to be happy and somewhat cute at the same time for a little bit of my life. so far i've only been cute but depressed and traumatized, and extremely fucked up looking and not totally suicidal. i want both, not a compromise.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'd like to be happy and somewhat cute at the same time for a little bit of my life. so far i've only been cute but depressed and traumatized, and extremely fucked up looking and not totally suicidal. i want both, not a compromise.
i should buy a third shitbox
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i should buy a third shitbox
at last, donald j trump has finally accomplished what al qaida tragically was prevented from doing by george w bush and the woke united states air force.
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
at last, donald j trump has finally accomplished what al qaida tragically was prevented from doing by george w bush and the woke united states air force.
the lion does not concern himself with the noises coming from the gearbox.
October 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
the lion does not concern himself with the noises coming from the gearbox.
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I should crash out about something.
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I should crash out about something.