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screengrab from baseketball: “I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
slop.guru
who says science can’t be fun
a screenshot of the wikipedia page for “cummingtonite”: Cummingtonite (/ˈkʌmɪŋtənaɪt/ KUM-ing-tə-nyte) is a metamorphic amphibole with the chemical composition magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
slop.guru
every day i think about him
Product photo: Elkay EZS8L Refrigerated Drinking Fountain, 8.0 GPH Water Cooler, ADA, Pushbar Controls on Front and Sides, Non-Filtered, Light Gray Granite
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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oh they are BIG scared huh
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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jabbagool
tweet screenshot: Roko @Rokotori got to this scene in sopranos last night and I haven't been able to stop thinking about when someone said it looks like it's a screenshot from star wars
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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i worked really hard on this
handwriting that says ‘piss’
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
slop.guru
come back to texas
the zohran mamdani sign generator but it says “bowling for soup”
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slop.guru
oh boy
Michael Scott grimacing
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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looking for an app where i can meet people like this
guy holding candlestick wearing a full body nightgown and a long ass nightcap
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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i would hire him
a reddit post captioned “work opportunity inquiry” and it’s a picture of a cat looking startled and chonked
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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cuomo looking at his phone on the toilet rn
close crop of spongebob from below looking down with utter disdain
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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curtis sliwa looks like a scenario boss in command and conquer red alert
a zoomed blurry photo of curtis sliwa on tv
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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🚨🚨🚨
a handmade tomato soup has hit the stove
a frankly unflattering photo of the tomato soup that I’m making, in a stainless steel pot on the stove
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Walter white screaming in the car meme
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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louder for the dumb fucks in the back
DEPARTMENT NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews x.com The majority of the No Kings protests have dispersed at this time and all traffic closures have been lifted. We had more than 100,000 people across all five boroughs peacefully exercising their first amendment rights and the NYPD made zero protest-related arrests.
October 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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i tried to use the magic clean up thing to remove the words from this album cover but now it just looks like dj khaled is receiving a transmission
the album cover for dj khaled ‘kiss the ring’ but all the text has been morphed into a series of alien looking circular shapes
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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yea
October 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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i’m fun in group chats
A text message screenshot, on the left showing a jack o lantern costume man laying on a medical exam bed, a doctor standing over them, also wearing a pumpkin head on the right: 🤓 actually jack o lantern is the doctor, the creature is unnamed (Guy who fucking sucks and just hit your joint 4 times without asking)
October 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
slop.guru
anyone tried this
screenshot crop from a food delivery app Soft Drinks & Water Red Bulls Delicious and flavorful red bulls grilled to perfection. $3.38 Add
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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they’re rotating wendy in the cube
crop of an article headline that says “wendy williams wants out” with a cropped close up photo of her face
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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he’s gonna fuckin kill me
grainy zoom photo of siamese cat at the end of a hallway looking sinister but also cute
October 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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this is my political affiliation now
a guy wearing a black t shirt that says: IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN THE TACO BELL MENU IS TRYING OUT NEW SPECIALTIES AND SOME OF YOU DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY ENOUGH AND THEN TACO BELL TAKES THEM AWAY
October 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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so anyway what I’ve been working on today: a batch of infused butter and an associated batch of chocolate chip cookies
a small tupperware container with cannabutter sitting on top of a recipe book
October 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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SHE IS ARISEN
calico cutie named lily now awake stepping on a paper towel with a mean face
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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inshallah she will awake
our calico cat named lily curled up like a little shrimp corpse in a huge green blanket on the couch. she is in a state of bliss after receiving a full churu paste treat
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM