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i’m starting to think hakuna matata doesn’t actually mean no worries
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i’m starting to think hakuna matata doesn’t actually mean no worries
i am plagued by concepts and ideas
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i am plagued by concepts and ideas
who says science can’t be fun
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
who says science can’t be fun
someone cut a rancid fart in the marketplace of ideas
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
someone cut a rancid fart in the marketplace of ideas
they should make websites that turn off at night
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
they should make websites that turn off at night
limp bizkit reunion album
hotdog flavored lube
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
limp bizkit reunion album
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70 year old woman vaping outside of Cracker Barrel
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
70 year old woman vaping outside of Cracker Barrel
you know installing a water fountain that dispenses gatorade in your house is a lot more expensive than you’d think
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
you know installing a water fountain that dispenses gatorade in your house is a lot more expensive than you’d think
every day i think about him
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
every day i think about him
my father was a scientist at the jerky lab
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
my father was a scientist at the jerky lab
they should invent new kinds of jerky
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
they should invent new kinds of jerky
[logging off from bsky] there’s $20 on the table and the pizza number is on the fridge see you in the morning
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
[logging off from bsky] there’s $20 on the table and the pizza number is on the fridge see you in the morning
i’m starting to think hakuna matata doesn’t actually mean no worries
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i’m starting to think hakuna matata doesn’t actually mean no worries
i am announcing a special military operation (bombing out my toilet with last night’s culver’s butter burger meal basket)
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i am announcing a special military operation (bombing out my toilet with last night’s culver’s butter burger meal basket)
oh they are BIG scared huh
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
oh they are BIG scared huh
does anyone remember ytmnd
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
does anyone remember ytmnd
you: just admit you touched the sinister amulet of poisoning in the attic man
me (foaming at the mouth, sweating and farting): you’re being crazy dude
me (foaming at the mouth, sweating and farting): you’re being crazy dude
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
you: just admit you touched the sinister amulet of poisoning in the attic man
me (foaming at the mouth, sweating and farting): you’re being crazy dude
me (foaming at the mouth, sweating and farting): you’re being crazy dude
the party of wet fart politics
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the party of wet fart politics
it’s insane to me that at no point in the last 8 years has there been meaningful traction gained by a grassroots political party that stands in direct opposition to the GOP or the DNC in this country
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
it’s insane to me that at no point in the last 8 years has there been meaningful traction gained by a grassroots political party that stands in direct opposition to the GOP or the DNC in this country
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i think i’m good not voting for democrats again
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i think i’m good not voting for democrats again
crazy how we made a holiday about a time when we stole land and did not say thank you & called it thanksgiving
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
crazy how we made a holiday about a time when we stole land and did not say thank you & called it thanksgiving
hey man can you take smaller sips from the horn of plenty? there’s a lot of us waiting
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
hey man can you take smaller sips from the horn of plenty? there’s a lot of us waiting
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Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal
i worked really hard on this
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i worked really hard on this