we love attentive blocking

So many of America’s white grandpas just learned who Kendrick Lamar is and then learned who Drake is and then learned to hate Drake.

Bellbottms?

Ooo Spencer Callahan busting out the costumes for the big game!

I'm sorry did that Chevron commercial just say GULF OF AMERICA

I mean, I definitely heard that flyover but, it's also absolutely raining right now....

Many things are terrible so I was having a stare into space ponder, and came across this soothing wondering in my brain: Do you think driving a Zamboni is like being the puck during a gentle game of air hockey? Its nice to think about

There is already an Airbnb of Eagles fans nesting on my street

Just know, if you see me walking to the bathroom at work or in a bar, in my head I'm singing: "All I do is pee pee pee, no matter what." I haven't reworked the lyrics past that yet, I walk quickly

Jazzfest is out of their gd mind

HA! "But harping on people to marry from high up in the ivory tower fails to engage with the reality on the ground that heterosexual women from many walks of life confront: that is, the state of men today." www.nytimes.com/2023/11/11/o...

All the world's a BBQ grill, and today New Orleanians are the hot dogs 💨

Wait, what?!? "Though State Police announced there were eight victims, coroner's office officials said Thursday that there were seven killed in the crashes. Officials are working to determine the origin of another set of remains located on scene after the pileup."

The mosquitos must sense their (hopefully) impending doom because they are out here LIVING tonight

Well, I guess I live in the line to get into Beyonce now

I've gotta lotta problems with you mammals! Bats! They're just like us! www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/r...

Is there anything physically wrong with my street? There is not. Were they jackhammering it up in front of my windows starting at 7 am, they were. Lookatthisf*cking street comes for us all in New Orleans🤡