absolutely sobbing about my dead dog. his heart was gonna give and every second he lived the last 6 months was a bonus but he was so healthy and peppy and energetic in every other way. it feels so wrong he had to leave now. i'm so fucking sad. he was by my side damn near every second.

@pixelatedboat.bsky.social brought me here

i have once again forgotten about this place. just making a little post before it's immediately forgotten again

please be honest… are you rockin w crazy science slime :|

if you're new to bluesky, welcome! my advice is to take everyone and everything you see here extremely seriously, because everything going on here is really, really important. REALLY important

the disco biscuits

you might've noticed that i haven't been posting here all that often. well, i can shed some light on that. there's still a relatively small user base here, meaning fewer funnier accounts from whom i can steal jokes and ideas. that's what i did on twitter, and that's what i intend to do here as well

absurd and raunchy

he is protesting walks bc he says they count as labor

need more ads and promoted posts over here STAT

love riding a scooter around

forgot about this bad boy

70% of all existentialism is a result of not having a little snack recently

smart food popped corn

jose cuervo silver

slipman slipman slipman