Slimy Boi
@slimyboixd.bsky.social
He/they (Green Hair and Pronouns) 20
⚠️☣Infected☣⚠️ by the 🌈Woke Mind Virus🌈
💼 Semi-Professional Goofball
⚠️☣Infected☣⚠️ by the 🌈Woke Mind Virus🌈
💼 Semi-Professional Goofball
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Slimy Boi
@slimyboixd.bsky.social
· Dec 14
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💚 Sanders Sides, Wander Over Yonder, Stardew Valley
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If I bite you, you will catch the woke mind virus.
I was a pacifist until November 6th of this year at precisely 5:38 AM.
Our country lost the plot, let's write a new one.
Follow for leftist flavored goofs
#promosky
💚 Sanders Sides, Wander Over Yonder, Stardew Valley
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If I bite you, you will catch the woke mind virus.
I was a pacifist until November 6th of this year at precisely 5:38 AM.
Our country lost the plot, let's write a new one.
Follow for leftist flavored goofs
#promosky
Cuts to Healthcare, education, homeless services, and long term care for the elderly, but at least we're putting up more EV chargers and vetoing wealth taxes. I though I voted for Ferguson, not MiniMusk.
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Cuts to Healthcare, education, homeless services, and long term care for the elderly, but at least we're putting up more EV chargers and vetoing wealth taxes. I though I voted for Ferguson, not MiniMusk.
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I have a pandora's box joke, but it's probably best left alone.
I have an Athena joke, but it will give you a splitting headache.
I have an Icarus joke, but it tends to crash and burn.
April 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I have a pandora's box joke, but it's probably best left alone.
Trump's tarrifs and book bannings are actually part of a big brain plan to stop illegal immigration. No one wants to be here anymore! Problem solved.
April 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Trump's tarrifs and book bannings are actually part of a big brain plan to stop illegal immigration. No one wants to be here anymore! Problem solved.
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![i wash down my meds with
DR. PEPPER
cause babey I need all the professional help I can get
[bunch of meds and someone holding a doctor pepper]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreia4jcdcqrsiaqwvvud5fzskqmlf22lseujltblmsdduttykmtg54e@jpeg)
Absolutely fascinating how it affects the sound!
April 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Absolutely fascinating how it affects the sound!
This is somehow not the most dystopia thing I've read this year, but it still beats out most fiction
How about we start treating people like people? Is that too much to ask?
April 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is somehow not the most dystopia thing I've read this year, but it still beats out most fiction
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Once again i say, MAGA vote for a rapist, then act suprised when they get fucked…
April 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Once again i say, MAGA vote for a rapist, then act suprised when they get fucked…
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Elon was finally right about something!
April 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Elon was finally right about something!
Posting this again because Bernie Sanders is bringing it up
April 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Posting this again because Bernie Sanders is bringing it up
Why are we putting tariffs on penguins?
April 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Why are we putting tariffs on penguins?
Elmo > Elon
Seriously, you have to be a special kind of deluded to go after PBS
Seriously, you have to be a special kind of deluded to go after PBS
March 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Elmo > Elon
Seriously, you have to be a special kind of deluded to go after PBS
Seriously, you have to be a special kind of deluded to go after PBS
Wonderful news everyone! They made a tip line to report that nasty woke DEI in schools. I would sure hate it if there was a bunch of useless things submitted to it. Anyway, here's the link if you want to submit a tip: enddei.ed.gov Let's all do our part 💚
Department of Education FormLock
enddei.ed.gov
March 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wonderful news everyone! They made a tip line to report that nasty woke DEI in schools. I would sure hate it if there was a bunch of useless things submitted to it. Anyway, here's the link if you want to submit a tip: enddei.ed.gov Let's all do our part 💚
Don't listen to anything RFK Jr is saying about these measles cases. Having a small uptick for a couple years or one or two years in which the cases are comparatively high is not unusual, but we are on a steady incline that was only interrupted by the covid lockdown. This is NOT normal.
February 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Don't listen to anything RFK Jr is saying about these measles cases. Having a small uptick for a couple years or one or two years in which the cases are comparatively high is not unusual, but we are on a steady incline that was only interrupted by the covid lockdown. This is NOT normal.
"If we have equal rights for both genders that means I can hit women, right?"
No?? You can't hit men either?? That's assault??
No?? You can't hit men either?? That's assault??
February 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"If we have equal rights for both genders that means I can hit women, right?"
No?? You can't hit men either?? That's assault??
No?? You can't hit men either?? That's assault??
Just got back from seeing Hamilton play at the Paramount in Seattle and my jaw is still on the floor. Deon'te Goodman was absolutely brilliant as Aaron Burr. His physicality and his attitude were absolute gold. More than anyone his performance moved me to both laughter and tears.
February 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Just got back from seeing Hamilton play at the Paramount in Seattle and my jaw is still on the floor. Deon'te Goodman was absolutely brilliant as Aaron Burr. His physicality and his attitude were absolute gold. More than anyone his performance moved me to both laughter and tears.
Getting called twink as an insult is so funny to me because bro I wish
February 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Getting called twink as an insult is so funny to me because bro I wish
Just remembered a Totally Cis ™️ thing I said back before I realized I was trans.
"I have to deal with all this body hair and I don't even get a cool, deep voice to go with it."
"I have to deal with all this body hair and I don't even get a cool, deep voice to go with it."
February 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Just remembered a Totally Cis ™️ thing I said back before I realized I was trans.
"I have to deal with all this body hair and I don't even get a cool, deep voice to go with it."
"I have to deal with all this body hair and I don't even get a cool, deep voice to go with it."
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I guess renaming them Swasticars is off the table now.
February 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I guess renaming them Swasticars is off the table now.
I need this emblazoned on a leather jacket please and thank you
February 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I need this emblazoned on a leather jacket please and thank you
So the Whitehouse has a new definition of female...
"“Female” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Uhm... every single person in America is female now. Sorry, bros.
"“Female” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Uhm... every single person in America is female now. Sorry, bros.
January 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So the Whitehouse has a new definition of female...
"“Female” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Uhm... every single person in America is female now. Sorry, bros.
"“Female” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Uhm... every single person in America is female now. Sorry, bros.
I just think they're neat
January 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I just think they're neat