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It would be wise not to tease Frank. He may not have the bigger core, but he definitely has the bigger temper!

Maybe that was Vic's plan all along though XD

Thanks to @feruart.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :3
August 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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"Come on in! Slime's warm~"

Hot tubs can be fun for slimes, especially if you've got enough mass to fill it. Just be careful you don't get too hot and melt away!

Thanks to @zzedbear (on Twitter) for this amazing piece!
August 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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When a G30 unit gets infected, it can be a really involved repair. Some owners have their fun though. It can be fascinating to watch them freeze up near a strong magnet, or when you remove a memory cartridge ;3

Thanks to @zzedbear (On Twitter) for another amazing piece!!

#wireplay #asfr
August 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I don't think this R4Y unit knew what it was getting into. Crossing wires can be really dangerous, especially across different models. Then again, dangerous can be fun~

It'll be quite something to fix them later though XD

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :3

#wireplay
August 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Humans really love to toy with Vic's core, especially when he bulks up with a little more goo. Not that he minds. He loves having them pump him with some more seed as they sink in~

Thanks to @Marit0zzo (on Twitter) for this amazing piece!
August 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Here at Panky Foods, we always seek to innovate. We're proud to announce our latest entry in the Idahoes™. Introducing Hash! He pairs oh so well with a warm buttermilk Panky. Perhaps... too well~

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece :3
August 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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ic knows how to treat Collin right. Just melt, and surround him. It just takes two hands and a head to overstimulate the little bugger~

Thanks to @imnotranger.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
August 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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It's all fun and games until you start fitting *into* each other... Then it becomes fun and pleasure~ Who knows where you begin or end? Moreover, who cares? It all feels so good~

Thanks to @sillykb0y.bsky.social for another amazing set of pieces!~

#slimeboy #slime #nsfw #gay
August 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Just cause you can fit em, doesn't mean you can handle em! Collin may have realized that a bit too late to back out XD

Thanks to @sillykb0y.bsky.social for another fantastic piece!~
March 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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What's better than one sweet guy? Two sweet guys! Next time you order your Panky, why not order it a la mode? If not for the taste, perhaps for the spectacle ;3

Thanks to @gendomx.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
#foodsona #nsfw #gay
February 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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While most slimes try to avoid them, some slimes enjoy a good time with a Fungi. Just... perhaps not this many. Will Vic slip his way out of this one?

Thanks to @bara-boy.bsky.social for another amazing piece!

#slime #gay #nsfw
February 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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It's easy to make a loop with two slimes... but who can keep it going the longest? All the pleasure... all the goo moving around ya... it can easily overwhelm!

Thanks to @imnotranger.bsky.social for this fantastic piece!~
February 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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When they say penetrable anywhere, we really mean penetrable *anywhere*. Why not bring the action up? Pecs might be good... but there's something a lot more sensitive just underneath~

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece :D

#slime #gay #nsfw
February 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Hell yeah
February 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Sometimes you get a little too melty, a little too forceful... and the lines between you and your partner start to blend, and disappear. It's a lot less metaphorical with slimes though... especially with a little heat

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!

#slime #gay #nsfw
January 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Sure tentacles are fun, but nothing beats the real thing~ Especially the taste~

Thanks to @eka578.bsky.social for the conclusion of our little trilogy with Collin :3
January 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Nothing limits a slime's tentacles except their own mass, and ability. You can do it all yourself if you try hard enough! Though it can be a bit tiring, and overwhelming heheh

Thanks to @eka578.bsky.social for another fantastic piece with Collin!
January 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Pankies are easy to order and always arrive hot no matter the time. We actually get a surprising amount of orders late at night. We're guessing it's because eating em is a lot more fun when you're all freshly baked ;3

Thanks to @jayfroge.bsky.social for another amazing piece!

#foodsona #gay #nsfw
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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There's no such thing as spreading too thin for Frank.

"You're easier than Ian, heh~" he teases, his hands and tentacles all moving in unison, leaving Austin a melting, moaning, needy mess

Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for his always amazing work on this piece!

#slime #nsfw #gay
December 27, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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I'll probably get the source open once I can make a copy of the repo that doesn't have my commits with my own name lmao. Let me know if you try it out and it works :D

Also IDK who the 17 people who already downloaded this are but good luck since the instructions were missing lol
December 26, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Turns out it's been public for a bit but I attached the readme and we're good to go:

Hue is the tool we've developed to track our own commissions, artists, and characters, as well as our spending:
hub.docker.com/r/jhtsg/hue

Setup instructions are attached. Let me know if you get it set up!
December 26, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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G30 Units are really quite modular. You can easily replace external components like arms and legs, or internal components like their memory or processors.

Just make sure you never tell them, or they get a few ideas heh XD

Thanks to @sillykb0y.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
December 13, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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🎈I've left the 18-24 age bracket🎈
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November 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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I tried lol. I had absolutely no idea how to do the horns, and I think the back of the hoodie is messed up. But oh well.

Here he is in one of my photos from one of my chillest places at the most chill time
When they ask you what your next commission idea is but you're just a chill slime enjoying the sunset Hawk Watch, Wilmington DE
November 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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When I have no idea what I'm doing but its ok because I'm just a chill slime
I tried
November 24, 2024 at 5:05 AM