Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞
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Happily with @grapejuicejosh1 (X)
PFP By @gendomx.bsky.social
Banner by @feruart.bsky.social
Say hi!
Happily with @grapejuicejosh1 (X)
PFP By @gendomx.bsky.social
Banner by @feruart.bsky.social
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞
@slimeguy.net
· Oct 19
The original first four commissions we did with
@naughtyprince.bsky.social, including our BF GrapeJuiceJosh1 (still on X)
#slime #nsfw #gay
@naughtyprince.bsky.social, including our BF GrapeJuiceJosh1 (still on X)
#slime #nsfw #gay
🧵 Thread with all of our previous commissioned works! 🧵
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His name is Josh btw (animated) 🍈🍈
July 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
His name is Josh btw (animated) 🍈🍈
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Reposted by Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞
Toby and his toy (1/2)
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Toby and his toy (1/2)
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Hey all! As you may have seen, I don't post here on BSKY that much anymore. You can find our commed pieces first on X. We also post a bit more frequently to FurAffinity and Itaku if you don't want to go back to Twitter lol
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey all! As you may have seen, I don't post here on BSKY that much anymore. You can find our commed pieces first on X. We also post a bit more frequently to FurAffinity and Itaku if you don't want to go back to Twitter lol
Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a little self love. Slimes can take that a little more literally. Wouldn't you want to make out with yourself?~
Thanks to @lanecoddy (on X) for this amazing piece!~
Thanks to @lanecoddy (on X) for this amazing piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a little self love. Slimes can take that a little more literally. Wouldn't you want to make out with yourself?~
Thanks to @lanecoddy (on X) for this amazing piece!~
Thanks to @lanecoddy (on X) for this amazing piece!~
"G30 units are sensitive systems. The Aura Robotics Corporation recommends against manually undervolting or overvolting any components in your units"
Maybe they should've told the bots instead of the owners, lol
Thanks to @bara-boy.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
Maybe they should've told the bots instead of the owners, lol
Thanks to @bara-boy.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"G30 units are sensitive systems. The Aura Robotics Corporation recommends against manually undervolting or overvolting any components in your units"
Maybe they should've told the bots instead of the owners, lol
Thanks to @bara-boy.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
Maybe they should've told the bots instead of the owners, lol
Thanks to @bara-boy.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
To slimes, a "handjob" can be slightly different to what most humans expect. Frank doesn't seem to mind heh. All he cares about is Austin's core, and feeling him melt onto him~
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another fantastic piece!~
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another fantastic piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
To slimes, a "handjob" can be slightly different to what most humans expect. Frank doesn't seem to mind heh. All he cares about is Austin's core, and feeling him melt onto him~
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another fantastic piece!~
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another fantastic piece!~
Sometimes, Pankies get too curious about their flavors, especially if ordered together. There's no telling what'll happen when they're delivered. It's OK though, we haven't heard any complaints from the customers ;3
Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on X) for this amazing, sweet piece!~
Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on X) for this amazing, sweet piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sometimes, Pankies get too curious about their flavors, especially if ordered together. There's no telling what'll happen when they're delivered. It's OK though, we haven't heard any complaints from the customers ;3
Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on X) for this amazing, sweet piece!~
Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on X) for this amazing, sweet piece!~
All clones must eventually return to their master. It's not as simple as just melting away though. They must cum themselves back in!~
We'll probably do some more pieces with this guy soon, and how he interacts with other slimes~
Thanks again to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing work!
We'll probably do some more pieces with this guy soon, and how he interacts with other slimes~
Thanks again to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing work!
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
All clones must eventually return to their master. It's not as simple as just melting away though. They must cum themselves back in!~
We'll probably do some more pieces with this guy soon, and how he interacts with other slimes~
Thanks again to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing work!
We'll probably do some more pieces with this guy soon, and how he interacts with other slimes~
Thanks again to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing work!
Slime cum is inert in small quantities, but if you put enough of it together, it can take on a life of its own~
That was the concept behind PleSEm, a big lard of a coreless slime, that cums clones of himself.
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing set of pieces!
That was the concept behind PleSEm, a big lard of a coreless slime, that cums clones of himself.
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing set of pieces!
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Slime cum is inert in small quantities, but if you put enough of it together, it can take on a life of its own~
That was the concept behind PleSEm, a big lard of a coreless slime, that cums clones of himself.
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing set of pieces!
That was the concept behind PleSEm, a big lard of a coreless slime, that cums clones of himself.
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing set of pieces!
He will be baked soon. I think he'll be alright though ;3
Thanks to @undercroftart.bsky.social for this gooey little piece featuring Ian!!
Thanks to @undercroftart.bsky.social for this gooey little piece featuring Ian!!
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
He will be baked soon. I think he'll be alright though ;3
Thanks to @undercroftart.bsky.social for this gooey little piece featuring Ian!!
Thanks to @undercroftart.bsky.social for this gooey little piece featuring Ian!!
They certainly didn't believe it at first, but it's true! Minkos are 100% rich creamy ice cream through and through! Enough to last all night, and then some, heh. Just try not to get brain freeze ;3
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They certainly didn't believe it at first, but it's true! Minkos are 100% rich creamy ice cream through and through! Enough to last all night, and then some, heh. Just try not to get brain freeze ;3
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
Who says the clones have to be full size? Vic sure doesn't ;3
Though I don't think he'll be able to keep them formed for much longer, much less himself XD
Thanks to @Marit0zzo (on X) for another amazing piece! :D
Though I don't think he'll be able to keep them formed for much longer, much less himself XD
Thanks to @Marit0zzo (on X) for another amazing piece! :D
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Who says the clones have to be full size? Vic sure doesn't ;3
Though I don't think he'll be able to keep them formed for much longer, much less himself XD
Thanks to @Marit0zzo (on X) for another amazing piece! :D
Though I don't think he'll be able to keep them formed for much longer, much less himself XD
Thanks to @Marit0zzo (on X) for another amazing piece! :D
Not all viruses for G30 are in it for the spread. Some of them are in it for the data. These units can easily spill their secrets if you keep them... distracted with a few hallucinations ;3
Thanks to zzedbear (on X) for another amazing piece with G30 :D
Thanks to zzedbear (on X) for another amazing piece with G30 :D
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not all viruses for G30 are in it for the spread. Some of them are in it for the data. These units can easily spill their secrets if you keep them... distracted with a few hallucinations ;3
Thanks to zzedbear (on X) for another amazing piece with G30 :D
Thanks to zzedbear (on X) for another amazing piece with G30 :D
They didn't really say which three heads the dragon had. All we know is that there's still space for you~ Come now, don't you want to join the others?
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They didn't really say which three heads the dragon had. All we know is that there's still space for you~ Come now, don't you want to join the others?
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
You don't have to eat your Panky quickly. Sometimes it's more fun to take a slower, and tender approach~ Little bites here and there, and a mess of syrup. What a way to have breakfast!
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You don't have to eat your Panky quickly. Sometimes it's more fun to take a slower, and tender approach~ Little bites here and there, and a mess of syrup. What a way to have breakfast!
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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in stores November 13th
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
in stores November 13th
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Sinking into the goopy goodness 🐙
September 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sinking into the goopy goodness 🐙
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What would be a gaymer without his joystick right? :p
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What would be a gaymer without his joystick right? :p
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At the local tavern. A good singing bard, his performance so great, that the reward is a hard fuck, and something after that~
The bard: @theorcbard.bsky.social
The goo: me
The artist: @eatbrain.bsky.social
The bard: @theorcbard.bsky.social
The goo: me
The artist: @eatbrain.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
At the local tavern. A good singing bard, his performance so great, that the reward is a hard fuck, and something after that~
The bard: @theorcbard.bsky.social
The goo: me
The artist: @eatbrain.bsky.social
The bard: @theorcbard.bsky.social
The goo: me
The artist: @eatbrain.bsky.social
I've posted a few more of my recent commissions here, but we're posting to Twitter a lot more frequently, a few days later to Itaku/Furaffinity.
You may want to follow me over in those places!
You may want to follow me over in those places!
August 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I've posted a few more of my recent commissions here, but we're posting to Twitter a lot more frequently, a few days later to Itaku/Furaffinity.
You may want to follow me over in those places!
You may want to follow me over in those places!
It would be wise not to tease Frank. He may not have the bigger core, but he definitely has the bigger temper!
Maybe that was Vic's plan all along though XD
Thanks to @feruart.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :3
Maybe that was Vic's plan all along though XD
Thanks to @feruart.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :3
August 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It would be wise not to tease Frank. He may not have the bigger core, but he definitely has the bigger temper!
Maybe that was Vic's plan all along though XD
Thanks to @feruart.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :3
Maybe that was Vic's plan all along though XD
Thanks to @feruart.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :3
"Come on in! Slime's warm~"
Hot tubs can be fun for slimes, especially if you've got enough mass to fill it. Just be careful you don't get too hot and melt away!
Thanks to @zzedbear (on Twitter) for this amazing piece!
Hot tubs can be fun for slimes, especially if you've got enough mass to fill it. Just be careful you don't get too hot and melt away!
Thanks to @zzedbear (on Twitter) for this amazing piece!
August 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"Come on in! Slime's warm~"
Hot tubs can be fun for slimes, especially if you've got enough mass to fill it. Just be careful you don't get too hot and melt away!
Thanks to @zzedbear (on Twitter) for this amazing piece!
Hot tubs can be fun for slimes, especially if you've got enough mass to fill it. Just be careful you don't get too hot and melt away!
Thanks to @zzedbear (on Twitter) for this amazing piece!
When a G30 unit gets infected, it can be a really involved repair. Some owners have their fun though. It can be fascinating to watch them freeze up near a strong magnet, or when you remove a memory cartridge ;3
Thanks to @zzedbear (On Twitter) for another amazing piece!!
#wireplay #asfr
Thanks to @zzedbear (On Twitter) for another amazing piece!!
#wireplay #asfr
August 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM