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🩷💜💙. millennial. gaylor. she/her.

ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.
I’m sorry. I just had a best friendship end and it’s so hard. Be kind to yourself. Grieving is a bitch. 🩷💜💙
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I think we would start with Hamlet, and reading the No Fear Shakespeare version is totally acceptable.

Thoughts?
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The former English teacher in me is itching to spend time with literature and other people who love literature, and I thought this might be a good way to do that.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I realize the holidays are a busy time, so we’d work around that, and we’d set our own expectations as a group for how we want participation to look.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Exactly! I love being all dramatic as he gets more scared. And it’s Grover! He’s awesome!

When we threw my kid a Sesame Street birthday, he wore an Elmo shirt, dad wore Oscar, and I picked Grover. He’s my guy. 💙
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I have always loved this book 😂 and I don’t think I read it the first time until I was like 12 reading to my little sister
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m kind of a lurker here most of the time, but I want you to know that you’re seen and this fucking sucks and it isn’t fair, but there are people rooting for you, and this stranger from Tennessee is one of them. 🩷💜💙
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
And it’s during FEARLESS
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I was wondering what she’d do today for 112
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Of course changing them would be an option at home, but not out somewhere.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
They may have changed over the last 7-8 years but I bought some Thinx and while they didn’t leak, sometimes they felt soggy, like after going pee and pulling them back up I’d always notice they didn’t feel dry, and blotting them didn’t help.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I did this the day after showgirl came out! I was nervous to go alone and I didn’t make any new friends, but I had a great time! Glad you enjoyed yourself!
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’ve just added this and I may never use it but either way i think it’s amazing and thank you for sharing it!
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The Shania shirt outfit haunts me too
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
lol, the further I scrolled the harder I laughed
October 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Read the tempest too.

I joked about setting up a Gaylor Shakespeare study group, and I’d totally do it if others are interested
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ive been pondering this myself. Might read the no fear Shakespeare version, might listen to an audiobook of the original play?

I’m leaning toward buying or printing the no fear Shakespeare version of hamlet and just reading it a bit at a time and making notes. Depending on how that goes I want to
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Idk face shapes very well but I’m stopping by to noncreepily say how pretty/gorgeous you are
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They are present on Spotify for me for OG and TV. I have screenshots if you want.
October 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m not arguing that the vibe with swifties is off (nor would anyone here, I’m sure), but to imply that Taylor would be so uninformed about what she’s writing about is willfully ignorant. And it’s showing that they’re too ignorant to dig further themselves.
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What’s the significance of 4/14? That’s my birthday ☺️
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Not sure if the screenshots above are loading right. There are three of them. No alt text, sorry. I ain’t typing all that
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Okay so these aren’t necessarily anti-Gaylor, but I was just so bothered by these interpretations.
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM