slight malfunction
@slightmalfunction.bsky.social
🩷💜💙. millennial. gaylor. she/her.
ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.
ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.
That’s…that’s not how that works
January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
That’s…that’s not how that works
Watching the doc again and Kam’s mom is so CUTE
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Watching the doc again and Kam’s mom is so CUTE
I can’t wait for an episode with Jack. There’s been no Jack yet!
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I can’t wait for an episode with Jack. There’s been no Jack yet!
My partner was in the other room. “All Too Well” started and I yelled, “Bathroom break!!”
He said, “Is it ‘Bad Blood’ already?”
I trained him so well. 😂
He said, “Is it ‘Bad Blood’ already?”
I trained him so well. 😂
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My partner was in the other room. “All Too Well” started and I yelled, “Bathroom break!!”
He said, “Is it ‘Bad Blood’ already?”
I trained him so well. 😂
He said, “Is it ‘Bad Blood’ already?”
I trained him so well. 😂
Started with the final show, switched to episode 1 of the doc, now back on the concert
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Started with the final show, switched to episode 1 of the doc, now back on the concert
How dare she write the song “marjorie” 😭
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How dare she write the song “marjorie” 😭
Can’t decide whether to watch the show or the behind the scenes first !
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Can’t decide whether to watch the show or the behind the scenes first !
I have to finish a slide deck and then give a two hour training tomorrow so I won’t be able to watch anything until at least 1:00 pm eastern and I’m trying not to care 😅
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I have to finish a slide deck and then give a two hour training tomorrow so I won’t be able to watch anything until at least 1:00 pm eastern and I’m trying not to care 😅
lol, not Apple Music shuffle giving me “it’s time to go” “long story short” and “closure” within 5 songs of each other this morning
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
lol, not Apple Music shuffle giving me “it’s time to go” “long story short” and “closure” within 5 songs of each other this morning
I’m always thankful for the Gaylors in my phone, but Thanksgiving is a good day to remind you!
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate, and happy Thursday if you don’t! 🩷💜💙
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate, and happy Thursday if you don’t! 🩷💜💙
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m always thankful for the Gaylors in my phone, but Thanksgiving is a good day to remind you!
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate, and happy Thursday if you don’t! 🩷💜💙
Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate, and happy Thursday if you don’t! 🩷💜💙
Making some sausage, kale, and potato soup for dinner 🤤
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Making some sausage, kale, and potato soup for dinner 🤤
“He’s got my past frozen behind glass, but I’ve got ME!” will never not be a punch to the gut
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“He’s got my past frozen behind glass, but I’ve got ME!” will never not be a punch to the gut
lol remember that time Taylor sang wonderland as a surprise song because Canada and “eh”
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
lol remember that time Taylor sang wonderland as a surprise song because Canada and “eh”
Posting this again in case it got lost in the feed
Gaylor friends: if I start a Gaylor Shakespeare read-along group and host weekly discussion video calls (video optional, lol), who’s *actually* interested in participating? ➡️
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Posting this again in case it got lost in the feed
She dropped merch as my therapy started?
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
She dropped merch as my therapy started?
Gaylor friends: if I start a Gaylor Shakespeare read-along group and host weekly discussion video calls (video optional, lol), who’s *actually* interested in participating? ➡️
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Gaylor friends: if I start a Gaylor Shakespeare read-along group and host weekly discussion video calls (video optional, lol), who’s *actually* interested in participating? ➡️
My life has been chaos this week, but I did participate in souplor celebrations a day late (and forgot to post last night)
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My life has been chaos this week, but I did participate in souplor celebrations a day late (and forgot to post last night)
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
High shower thoughts about CANCELLED! 1/3
Okay so I don’t know if this actually answers your question but I was thinking about cancelled! being showgirl singing to poet Taylor (someone tell me if that wasn’t TTPD era) and how they wore all that blatant Gucci & then in the theater release she wears the “Guccy” shirt, which is not a knockoff
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
High shower thoughts about CANCELLED! 1/3
I don’t have time to review these songs right now, but I want to put this here.
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
October 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don’t have time to review these songs right now, but I want to put this here.
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.
Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey
I haven’t been on today—are we talking about the missing Spotify lyrics for Showgirl songs?
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I haven’t been on today—are we talking about the missing Spotify lyrics for Showgirl songs?
Have we talked about the “grave” connection between “the 1” and “The Fate of Ophelia”? I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention it yet
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Have we talked about the “grave” connection between “the 1” and “The Fate of Ophelia”? I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention it yet
Thinking about someone posting about Rush’s Exit Stage Left double live album ➡️ I don’t like a gold rush ➡️ as in, everybody’s watching her?
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Thinking about someone posting about Rush’s Exit Stage Left double live album ➡️ I don’t like a gold rush ➡️ as in, everybody’s watching her?
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
Gen pop is starting to get it, y’all.
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Gen pop is starting to get it, y’all.
Father Figure X the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
Stolen from threads- TTPD The Anthology has 31 songs, TLOAS has 12, so everyone has a birthday mashup. Mine is Cancelled X I Hate it Here (Taylor’s is TLOAS X I can do it with a broken heart)
October 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Father Figure X the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
Finally watching the Seth Meyers interview and this woman is so neurodivergent 😂
October 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Finally watching the Seth Meyers interview and this woman is so neurodivergent 😂