Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz
slifty.bsky.social
Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz
@slifty.bsky.social
Dan is just this guy, you know?
... After confirming my number I was told that, in fact, the callback system was a lie. The robot suggested I call another time. And then it hung up.
March 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
They then told me that I can -- nay, MUST -- use their callback feature. My other option would be to consult with Kafka to luck into the right time to talk to a human.
March 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The estimated hold time "is greater than 120 minutes"

How much greater is left to the caller's imagination.
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The opening salvo is for any poor souls who are waiting to hear back about their disability applications.

They are told they will have to wait between 200 and 230 days to hear about the decision.
March 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM