Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz
@slifty.bsky.social
Dan is just this guy, you know?
Absolutely schooled by my 10 year old. It starts...
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Absolutely schooled by my 10 year old. It starts...
LaGuardia Famiglia looks *nothing* like the airport. Kinda neat tho!
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
LaGuardia Famiglia looks *nothing* like the airport. Kinda neat tho!
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE CUCUMBERS
May 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE CUCUMBERS
I can finally say I have left my mark on this world.
April 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I can finally say I have left my mark on this world.
I also saw this thingy (related to the "tariffs" that we are "being charged")
April 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I also saw this thingy (related to the "tariffs" that we are "being charged")
I am choosing to believe that carve-out item (5) "bullion" is a typo'd reference to bouillon cubes.
NO TARIFFS ON SOUP.
NO TARIFFS ON SOUP.
April 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I am choosing to believe that carve-out item (5) "bullion" is a typo'd reference to bouillon cubes.
NO TARIFFS ON SOUP.
NO TARIFFS ON SOUP.
If this guy would just increase the tariff on font sizes by 400% maybe we would be able to read his stupid chart.
April 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If this guy would just increase the tariff on font sizes by 400% maybe we would be able to read his stupid chart.
It's been a week and I'm still thinking about this exchange.
March 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's been a week and I'm still thinking about this exchange.
…You just saved me so much trouble. I had no idea, and am now noticing this form says “card or record”
Thank you so much.
(My complaints about actually reaching someone still stand!)
Thank you so much.
(My complaints about actually reaching someone still stand!)
March 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
…You just saved me so much trouble. I had no idea, and am now noticing this form says “card or record”
Thank you so much.
(My complaints about actually reaching someone still stand!)
Thank you so much.
(My complaints about actually reaching someone still stand!)
... After confirming my number I was told that, in fact, the callback system was a lie. The robot suggested I call another time. And then it hung up.
March 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
... After confirming my number I was told that, in fact, the callback system was a lie. The robot suggested I call another time. And then it hung up.
They then told me that I can -- nay, MUST -- use their callback feature. My other option would be to consult with Kafka to luck into the right time to talk to a human.
March 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They then told me that I can -- nay, MUST -- use their callback feature. My other option would be to consult with Kafka to luck into the right time to talk to a human.
The estimated hold time "is greater than 120 minutes"
How much greater is left to the caller's imagination.
How much greater is left to the caller's imagination.
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The estimated hold time "is greater than 120 minutes"
How much greater is left to the caller's imagination.
How much greater is left to the caller's imagination.
The opening salvo is for any poor souls who are waiting to hear back about their disability applications.
They are told they will have to wait between 200 and 230 days to hear about the decision.
They are told they will have to wait between 200 and 230 days to hear about the decision.
March 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The opening salvo is for any poor souls who are waiting to hear back about their disability applications.
They are told they will have to wait between 200 and 230 days to hear about the decision.
They are told they will have to wait between 200 and 230 days to hear about the decision.
I decided this is also a great recipe box
February 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I decided this is also a great recipe box
I just discovered an AMAZING journaling app: hr@opm.gov
It's so easy, you just email it a few random things it every day. It might be spyware or something, but I figure I can stick to stuff I'm comfortable being out there.
It's so easy, you just email it a few random things it every day. It might be spyware or something, but I figure I can stick to stuff I'm comfortable being out there.
February 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I just discovered an AMAZING journaling app: hr@opm.gov
It's so easy, you just email it a few random things it every day. It might be spyware or something, but I figure I can stick to stuff I'm comfortable being out there.
It's so easy, you just email it a few random things it every day. It might be spyware or something, but I figure I can stick to stuff I'm comfortable being out there.
The age of LLMs has really called out my personal brand of humor / social identity.
January 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The age of LLMs has really called out my personal brand of humor / social identity.
I appreciate how AI leans into the scene like any other good improv comic would.
I have a path to fixing my clogged head.
I have a path to fixing my clogged head.
December 5, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I appreciate how AI leans into the scene like any other good improv comic would.
I have a path to fixing my clogged head.
I have a path to fixing my clogged head.
Did CNN accidentally use a still from A Handmaids Tale as a featured image for this headline?
March 8, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Did CNN accidentally use a still from A Handmaids Tale as a featured image for this headline?
11 inches of snow in 1 hour:
*thump*
*thump*
January 10, 2024 at 6:31 PM
11 inches of snow in 1 hour:
*thump*
*thump*
My unread emails are a palindrome! Make a wish!
January 9, 2024 at 3:58 AM
My unread emails are a palindrome! Make a wish!