I don't know, I'm just not entirely convinced Andrew was a one-off.

A question for any lawyers on here. This has started doing the rounds, but my understanding is that it simply isn't true. The police isn't the army. Officers are ultimately responsible for who they decide to arrest and that's a crucial aspect of our law, I thought.

Just written to my MP. I know they're busy people. Subject: Tim Allan. Hope I got the tone right.

I am an idiot. Flyered my own show today. For the first time. What have I been missing! I loved it! And I think it even sold two tickets! So glad to still have a week left now I've worked out what the Fringe is actually about. Obviously I migh hate it by Tuesday, but this is the stuff. Guys. Flyer.

FOUR FIFTHS for Jonah Non Grata in EDINBURGHGUIDE.COM! edinburghguide.com/festival/202...

Avanti. For LOADS of nights only, my solo slapstick liturgy, "Jonah Non Grata", will finally Edinburgh! Come fix yourselves with the flat of a spanky axe... assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/107...

And why do they have a poo emoji?

Obviously, comparisons are invidious.

The best. The. Best.

Can any scientist-types tell me what's going on with this wine I left out to catch fruit flies?

❤️

Has any speech in the history of British Politics gone so, so, so downhill?

Or rather...

Let the sort of promotion continue a smidge!
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