Callan Bellwether
@sleepytimetbear.bsky.social
My girl taught you to fuck
Danny Devito sun, Nathan lane moon, he/him
Danny Devito sun, Nathan lane moon, he/him
Drs trust the lying machine more than patients, are surprised patients use lying machine to get them to trust & treat them appropriately, still doesn’t believe them 🙃🙄
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Drs trust the lying machine more than patients, are surprised patients use lying machine to get them to trust & treat them appropriately, still doesn’t believe them 🙃🙄
Even when they make me do weird shit
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Even when they make me do weird shit
there’s been a lot of turmoil at work, but every so often I look back at stuff I’ve done and think ‘huh, I’m actually pretty good at this’
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
there’s been a lot of turmoil at work, but every so often I look back at stuff I’ve done and think ‘huh, I’m actually pretty good at this’
Main day to day difference post top surgery is that I never have to think about my tits again & even several years after ‘I can just put on a shirt and leave’ still hits me ocassionaly like homer & money
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Main day to day difference post top surgery is that I never have to think about my tits again & even several years after ‘I can just put on a shirt and leave’ still hits me ocassionaly like homer & money
Presumably whatever’s got kelley smiling like the cat that’s got the cream (more than likely himself lol)
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Presumably whatever’s got kelley smiling like the cat that’s got the cream (more than likely himself lol)
On top of which the actual 1974 Mickey d’s uniforms had them looking like they working elder care in TOS trek
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
On top of which the actual 1974 Mickey d’s uniforms had them looking like they working elder care in TOS trek
Today’s half mitzvah/half pot stirring, popping into an FTM group trying to folk-entomology egg (which they don’t like, ofc 🙄) in my most ‘picture it, sicily 1922’ voice & telling them about egg mode zine in the wake of Nevada
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Today’s half mitzvah/half pot stirring, popping into an FTM group trying to folk-entomology egg (which they don’t like, ofc 🙄) in my most ‘picture it, sicily 1922’ voice & telling them about egg mode zine in the wake of Nevada
I mean, these are all over NYC (rebbe Schneerson)
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I mean, these are all over NYC (rebbe Schneerson)
It’s killing me! Where is the disconnect??? I don’t like but understand complete denial, it’s these patrick star style ones that get me- just put it on your face! Like you said! And she was of course coughing like a consumptive kindergartner who’s been working down the mine 🥴🙃
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It’s killing me! Where is the disconnect??? I don’t like but understand complete denial, it’s these patrick star style ones that get me- just put it on your face! Like you said! And she was of course coughing like a consumptive kindergartner who’s been working down the mine 🥴🙃
happy (round about the) 3rd anniversary of a staffer having to explain muffing to Tucker Carlson
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
happy (round about the) 3rd anniversary of a staffer having to explain muffing to Tucker Carlson
October 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He needs a little pink zucchetto
October 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
He needs a little pink zucchetto
yesssss I like to think so Lmao (but also because it was The 90s ‘The Minority’ thing came with an HIV/AIDS allegory ofc)
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
yesssss I like to think so Lmao (but also because it was The 90s ‘The Minority’ thing came with an HIV/AIDS allegory ofc)
(Which v hilariously retroactively makes Spock a certified freak for mind melding w just about anything/ok maybe sarek had slightly more grounds for ‘the boy‘s not right Amanda >:(‘ lol)
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
(Which v hilariously retroactively makes Spock a certified freak for mind melding w just about anything/ok maybe sarek had slightly more grounds for ‘the boy‘s not right Amanda >:(‘ lol)
Am I in a mood? Maybe!
October 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Am I in a mood? Maybe!
I mean, there Is lion man after all en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-man
October 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I mean, there Is lion man after all en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-man
Relatively recent proof of life
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Relatively recent proof of life
@littlemxsurly.yharnam.singles hope yr doing ok
October 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@littlemxsurly.yharnam.singles hope yr doing ok
@scumbelievable.bsky.social at the bookstore around the corner
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@scumbelievable.bsky.social at the bookstore around the corner
Hope yr as comfy as possible
September 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Hope yr as comfy as possible