Reasons my kids have cried in the past week-
6yr old- if she were a fairy she might not have a mom & dad
2yr old- our car is not a monster truck
1yr old- I wouldn't let her eat a marble

my dog is so ancient 😭

Makin more hats :)

PSA if you freeze water balloons its so majestic. We call them our orbs and it brings me joy every time there's a cold snap 🧚🏻

You know you need it.
Take a minute.

#OceanDevotion

Premier yarns continue to be the cutest yarns ~~
#knitting #craftsky

have the twilight shitposters made it here yet bc I need someone to appreciate my windowsill setup

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

This episode of parks and rec we're all living in is so crazy but like I'm gonna need Leslie Knope to come in and save the day

I was at my funniest in the Twitter era, this is gonna be so good for my ego

Fun valentines date ideas:
- surprise them with chocolate and flowers
- dinner at a fancy restaurant
- you both wake suddenly in a forest clearing covered in eldritch runes, dread magic shuddering wildly in your veins, raven familiars standing sentinel in the trees around you.