Arlo Crawford
@sleepyheadforever.bsky.social
I love golf, sitting quietly and giant chewy Sweetarts. Bylines in the New York Times Magazine, The Atlantic, The Washington Post and The Golfer’s Journal. My portfolio if you even care: https://arlo-crawford.com/
Did you know there are 15k bodies under the golf course in SF’s Lincoln Park? Wrote for The Golfer’s Journal about the reclamation of City Cemetery and how memorials and temples were integrated into the course.
May 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Did you know there are 15k bodies under the golf course in SF’s Lincoln Park? Wrote for The Golfer’s Journal about the reclamation of City Cemetery and how memorials and temples were integrated into the course.
3 diacritics in the first 10 names on the leaderboard, tv execs gnashing teeth rn.
May 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
3 diacritics in the first 10 names on the leaderboard, tv execs gnashing teeth rn.
All this time we could have been calling Mark Twain…Josh.
May 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
All this time we could have been calling Mark Twain…Josh.
The overlap is small in the Venn diagram of ‘people who know who Frank Chu is’ and ‘people who know who Rory McIlroy is’ but I’m one of the 4 or 5 people thrilled to see this.
May 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The overlap is small in the Venn diagram of ‘people who know who Frank Chu is’ and ‘people who know who Rory McIlroy is’ but I’m one of the 4 or 5 people thrilled to see this.
Waiting For Bill And Ted
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Waiting For Bill And Ted
A good blond woman will tell a ditzy red-haired woman who will tell a black-haired woman with pale skin who might be Elvira, and she will tell a nazi, who you can identify due to his sharp cheekbones. Tale as old as time.
April 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A good blond woman will tell a ditzy red-haired woman who will tell a black-haired woman with pale skin who might be Elvira, and she will tell a nazi, who you can identify due to his sharp cheekbones. Tale as old as time.
I played golf with this goose today at Sharp Park and he was ok. Not great, but ok.
April 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I played golf with this goose today at Sharp Park and he was ok. Not great, but ok.
I found one it’s booze
April 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I found one it’s booze
If you’re gonna cosplay as a sexy fascist, choosing ‘Philip Johnson during his fascist period’ is a bold choice
April 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you’re gonna cosplay as a sexy fascist, choosing ‘Philip Johnson during his fascist period’ is a bold choice
If the outlandish criminality involved my failed hostile takeover of the Piggly Wiggly corporation ever comes to light, rest assured I will *not* be hiring any of these jokers.
April 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If the outlandish criminality involved my failed hostile takeover of the Piggly Wiggly corporation ever comes to light, rest assured I will *not* be hiring any of these jokers.
@kevinroose.com You offer some specific recommendations for what institutions can do, but any thoughts on how individuals could overprepare?
March 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@kevinroose.com You offer some specific recommendations for what institutions can do, but any thoughts on how individuals could overprepare?
TFW you realize that you’re the waste he promised to cut
March 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
TFW you realize that you’re the waste he promised to cut
When tough guys have to hold up 3 fingers, to say things like like “3 reasons why country girls rule” or “3 reasons my truck is dope as hell” they do this backward thing. Any anthropologists looking for a thesis topic you’re welcome.
March 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
When tough guys have to hold up 3 fingers, to say things like like “3 reasons why country girls rule” or “3 reasons my truck is dope as hell” they do this backward thing. Any anthropologists looking for a thesis topic you’re welcome.
Some people golf to relax but I mostly do it on the off chance I might find a gigantic dildo on the fairway of the 5th hole.
March 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Some people golf to relax but I mostly do it on the off chance I might find a gigantic dildo on the fairway of the 5th hole.
Im terrified to learn that there’s a size of bagged ice that isn’t fun
February 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Im terrified to learn that there’s a size of bagged ice that isn’t fun
SF can be exhausting sometimes but it’s our town baby and no one is taking it from us
February 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
SF can be exhausting sometimes but it’s our town baby and no one is taking it from us
More like special agent in charge of doobies amirite
February 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
More like special agent in charge of doobies amirite
Classic wife guy move to advocate for the guy who wants to kill his wife
February 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Classic wife guy move to advocate for the guy who wants to kill his wife
Just think of the tariffs like this ad from 1940. I for one am *certain* that hardworking Americans, who cant really afford McDonalds right now, are standing ready to make any sacrifice to face down the existential threat to American values represented by our trade with Canada.
February 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Just think of the tariffs like this ad from 1940. I for one am *certain* that hardworking Americans, who cant really afford McDonalds right now, are standing ready to make any sacrifice to face down the existential threat to American values represented by our trade with Canada.
I see what you did there @washingtonpost.com “it’s a Charlie Chaplin mustache man, c’mon!”
January 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I see what you did there @washingtonpost.com “it’s a Charlie Chaplin mustache man, c’mon!”
Pussyhats were great but it’s 2025 now
January 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Pussyhats were great but it’s 2025 now
this one has been assigned to my wife but I’m guessing I can outrun him
January 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this one has been assigned to my wife but I’m guessing I can outrun him
it’s a striking bauhaus-inspired design, like this lovely living room
January 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
it’s a striking bauhaus-inspired design, like this lovely living room
Sure, he’s the kind of man who has to pay for sex but hes also the kind of man who completely misunderstands the Ed Ruscha painting someone sold him
January 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sure, he’s the kind of man who has to pay for sex but hes also the kind of man who completely misunderstands the Ed Ruscha painting someone sold him