Arlo Crawford
@sleepyheadforever.bsky.social
I love golf, sitting quietly and giant chewy Sweetarts. Bylines in the New York Times Magazine, The Atlantic, The Washington Post and The Golfer’s Journal. My portfolio if you even care: https://arlo-crawford.com/
This happened with Sergey too but it played out on google+ so it got less attention
June 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This happened with Sergey too but it played out on google+ so it got less attention
Did you know there are 15k bodies under the golf course in SF’s Lincoln Park? Wrote for The Golfer’s Journal about the reclamation of City Cemetery and how memorials and temples were integrated into the course.
May 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Did you know there are 15k bodies under the golf course in SF’s Lincoln Park? Wrote for The Golfer’s Journal about the reclamation of City Cemetery and how memorials and temples were integrated into the course.
Updike knew that the suffering was the point open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...
Death, Sex, God and Golf
John Updike and the beauty of a dismal game
open.substack.com
May 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Updike knew that the suffering was the point open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...
Reposted by Arlo Crawford
"materialism is bad boohoo things won't make you happy"
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
May 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"materialism is bad boohoo things won't make you happy"
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
Reposted by Arlo Crawford
hole detail, baker's mini golf, route 7, lanesborough, massachusetts, 1984
May 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
hole detail, baker's mini golf, route 7, lanesborough, massachusetts, 1984
3 diacritics in the first 10 names on the leaderboard, tv execs gnashing teeth rn.
May 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
3 diacritics in the first 10 names on the leaderboard, tv execs gnashing teeth rn.
Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor. open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe... #golf
Golf Protip: Smoke More Cigarettes
Less grinding, more chaos
open.substack.com
May 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor. open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe... #golf
All this time we could have been calling Mark Twain…Josh.
May 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
All this time we could have been calling Mark Twain…Josh.
Reposted by Arlo Crawford
sign, putt-putt mini-golf route 29, spartanburg, south carolina, 1979
May 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
sign, putt-putt mini-golf route 29, spartanburg, south carolina, 1979
A lot of you are surprised by this pope thing but I’ve seen King Ralph en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Ra...
King Ralph - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
May 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A lot of you are surprised by this pope thing but I’ve seen King Ralph en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Ra...
Golfers live outside the sight of god.
open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...
open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...
How to Break 90: Stop Hating Yourself
Golf pros hate this one weird trick
open.substack.com
May 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Golfers live outside the sight of god.
open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...
open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...
You play your normal courses and you forget what the rough really means, then you play TPC Harding and you’re reminded…
May 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You play your normal courses and you forget what the rough really means, then you play TPC Harding and you’re reminded…
The overlap is small in the Venn diagram of ‘people who know who Frank Chu is’ and ‘people who know who Rory McIlroy is’ but I’m one of the 4 or 5 people thrilled to see this.
May 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The overlap is small in the Venn diagram of ‘people who know who Frank Chu is’ and ‘people who know who Rory McIlroy is’ but I’m one of the 4 or 5 people thrilled to see this.
Playing at TPC Harding this afternoon, not my favorite course but I am stooooked to get out
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Playing at TPC Harding this afternoon, not my favorite course but I am stooooked to get out
Waiting For Bill And Ted
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Waiting For Bill And Ted
"I remember the old course when the body of a tourist, abandoned by two kids who were on a thrill-kill rampage (one that would also claim the life of a tantric sex enthusiast in Marin) was found on the edge of the ninth fairway." #golf open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...
Keep San Francisco (Golf) Weird
The renovated course in Golden Gate Park is great but there are way fewer dead bodies.
open.substack.com
April 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"I remember the old course when the body of a tourist, abandoned by two kids who were on a thrill-kill rampage (one that would also claim the life of a tantric sex enthusiast in Marin) was found on the edge of the ninth fairway." #golf open.substack.com/pub/sleepyhe...
“The preppy, Porsche-driving villain from a 80s movie” League strategizing about how to beat the latest threat to their ratings: paint drying
⛳ The weekend golf ratings are in and as expected the Zurich Classic power outage outdrew LIV Mexico City.
April 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“The preppy, Porsche-driving villain from a 80s movie” League strategizing about how to beat the latest threat to their ratings: paint drying
Reposted by Arlo Crawford
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 26 1950
April 26 1950
April 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 26 1950
April 26 1950
MAGA golf for guys who think Zyn is a personality trait:
“LIV wagered everything on gimmickry and lost, and the caterwauling of its online incels won’t change that reality.”
“LIV wagered everything on gimmickry and lost, and the caterwauling of its online incels won’t change that reality.”
April 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
MAGA golf for guys who think Zyn is a personality trait:
“LIV wagered everything on gimmickry and lost, and the caterwauling of its online incels won’t change that reality.”
“LIV wagered everything on gimmickry and lost, and the caterwauling of its online incels won’t change that reality.”
Tiger is…weird. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/m...
Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump Make More Sense Together Than You Think (Gift Article)
The official Instagram announcement ritual felt odd, but the pairing might not be.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Tiger is…weird. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/m...
Reposted by Arlo Crawford
Thanks, LIV Golf
The Chainsmokers will release a remix of “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan tomorrow.
April 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Thanks, LIV Golf
Reposted by Arlo Crawford
sign 2, nutty-putty, old forge, new york, 2002
April 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
sign 2, nutty-putty, old forge, new york, 2002
"During the trial, Ms. Palin told the jury that the editorial had “kicked the oomph” right out of her." Classic legal mistake, should have sued in a more oomph-friendly venue. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/b...
Palin Loses Libel Retrial Against New York Times
After two hours of deliberation, a jury rejected Sarah Palin’s claim that a 2017 editorial defamed her.
www.nytimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"During the trial, Ms. Palin told the jury that the editorial had “kicked the oomph” right out of her." Classic legal mistake, should have sued in a more oomph-friendly venue. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/b...
Inaugural post for The Sleeper, a golf-ish newsletter I've been meaning to get around to for 9 years. #golf #themasters
sleepyheadgolf.substack.com/p/i-just-can...
sleepyheadgolf.substack.com/p/i-just-can...
I Just Can't Love The Masters
What we talk about when we talk about Augusta
sleepyheadgolf.substack.com
April 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Inaugural post for The Sleeper, a golf-ish newsletter I've been meaning to get around to for 9 years. #golf #themasters
sleepyheadgolf.substack.com/p/i-just-can...
sleepyheadgolf.substack.com/p/i-just-can...
A good blond woman will tell a ditzy red-haired woman who will tell a black-haired woman with pale skin who might be Elvira, and she will tell a nazi, who you can identify due to his sharp cheekbones. Tale as old as time.
April 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A good blond woman will tell a ditzy red-haired woman who will tell a black-haired woman with pale skin who might be Elvira, and she will tell a nazi, who you can identify due to his sharp cheekbones. Tale as old as time.