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SleepyGuard
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Hello friends!
He/Him, 30+, Central Coast CA. 🌊
Unrepentantly Nerdy.
Single. 👀
I feel like starting an argument in the comments today.

HEY INTERNET PEOPLE, IS WATER WET OR NOT WET? LET ME KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS!
September 21, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Every US politician should be forced to live on whatever the minimum wage of their state is. No extras, no portfolios, anything they get besides that is considered a bribe and disqualifies them from holding office.

Let’s see how long they last.
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 AM
The card game I play had one of the coolest ideas ever for TCG technology, got most of the way through developing it, then gave up, way back in 2016. We almost had an augmented reality playing table! Bring it back! I want to weeb out with graphics and sound effects!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4wG5...
Fight Table G at TGS2016
YouTube video by Wslasher
m.youtube.com
September 17, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Opening TCG packs is just gacha for people who remember to go outside occasionally.
September 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM
In Dragonball Super they should have taught the Androids how to do the Mafuba.

Hardly anyone from other universes knew about it. It’s shown to be effective against powerful opponents. It drains stamina/energy, which 17/18 have an unlimited amount of.

Just mafuba opponents off the edge.
September 13, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“Don’t do it, Doganakin, I have the high ground!”

“You underestimate my pupper!”
September 13, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I’m an IT Support for Printers.

That means I’m basically a wizard.
September 12, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Did you peeps know there’s an actual recording of Jim Carrey out there singing the full song “I Am The Walrus”?

They recorded it an actual studio.
September 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Burn the Land and Boil the Sea,
Musk can’t take BlueSky from Me.
September 12, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I work in IT support for a company that does a lot of label printing. A good portion of my job is just getting the printers to behave and print correctly.

It’s like the IT equivalent of herding cats.
September 11, 2024 at 11:19 PM
“What’s for dinner tonight?”

“I have a concept of a meal.”
September 11, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Anyone have video yet? Not letting me select a .mov from files.
September 11, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Random thought:

If we ever manage to cure aging, hot people will get to be young and hot forever.

That alone is gonna be a crazy shift in societal perception.
September 11, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Joining the “post the stuff you like to find mutuals” trend:

Cardfight Vanguard
other TCGs
Linux
Hearthstone
Baldur’s Gate 3
Cybersecurity
Vandwelling / alternative living
Solarpunk
Open Source Software
Coffee
D&D
Fantasy and Scifi
September 11, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Larian thumbing their nose at Hasbro by “accidentally” giving Baldur’s Gate 3 fans a way to mod in new content and keep the game fresh for years to come makes me love them even more.

I will 100% be buying whatever game they make next. Hell, I might even preorder it.
September 11, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I find it kind of weird that people aren’t talking more about the part of the debate where the host repeatedly asked Trump if he wanted Ukraine to win and Trump wouldn’t answer Yes or No. It was a pretty simple question.

Didn’t he basically admit to being pro-Russia on live TV?
September 11, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Just realized I don’t know this:

What is the BlueSky equivalent of a Tweet? Like what are we calling the verb when we post something?
September 11, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I wonder what cocktail of drugs he was on? Had to be something, but clearly wasn’t enough.
September 11, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Only got to watch part of the debate, but gawddamn.

She didn’t just smoke him, she turned him into jerky.
September 11, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Somebody should put the guts of a Steamdeck inside an old Sega Game Gear shell.

Call it the Steam Gear.
September 9, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I have an adorable dog video queued up for the moment we get the ability to post videos. Since we can’t do that yet, here’s one where I tried to take a photo and they moved right at the exact moment. BLURRRR DOOOOOG!
September 9, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I spent a bit of time substitute teaching recently, mostly high school, and I find it endlessly amusing when students see a sub in the teacher’s seat and say some variation of “Yesssss, no Mr./Mrs. X today!”

Like how bad do you have to be for students to prefer some random stranger over you? 😂
September 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Random question, but did Newbalance shoes start cheaping out on material?

My last pair of good shoes were numbered NBs. They lasted 10+ years of daily use.

Saw some at a store that looked almost identical, but the material felt so cheap and flimsy compared to my old pair, and way more expensive.
September 9, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Saw this on Reddit and thought it was pretty funny.
September 9, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Larian Studios: “Don’t worry Hasbro, we definitely won’t give modders the ability to make entirely new content in Baldur’s Gate 3.”
September 9, 2024 at 1:41 AM