salem🥀
@sleepisalem.bsky.social
:// gold star transsexual // miata fangirl // card girl
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!! new local new local !!
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
!! new local new local !!
tomorrow i’m going to locals and i am playing plants this is a threat
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
tomorrow i’m going to locals and i am playing plants this is a threat
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regional today with the list from yesterday except there’s purulias in my main deck
December 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
regional today with the list from yesterday except there’s purulias in my main deck
won locals who freaking cares
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
won locals who freaking cares
i got suspended on twitter for telling my girlfriend i was going to [redacted] her so i’ll just use this for tcg content
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i got suspended on twitter for telling my girlfriend i was going to [redacted] her so i’ll just use this for tcg content
your honor my client is showing *clear* signs of wanting a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to him. just one Pepsi! and she wasn't giving it to him
January 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
your honor my client is showing *clear* signs of wanting a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to him. just one Pepsi! and she wasn't giving it to him
in between eating heavy hearts, ammit swings me around in her jaws like a dog with a rope
January 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
in between eating heavy hearts, ammit swings me around in her jaws like a dog with a rope
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when i say im bisexual i mean im attracted to all women, and then also men who commit heinous crimes against the state and capital
December 15, 2024 at 3:01 PM
when i say im bisexual i mean im attracted to all women, and then also men who commit heinous crimes against the state and capital
someone in final fantasy xiv called me a bunboy and I liked it what does this mean
December 13, 2024 at 12:50 AM
someone in final fantasy xiv called me a bunboy and I liked it what does this mean
will they gut me like a fish if I post my ass here
December 5, 2024 at 2:48 PM
will they gut me like a fish if I post my ass here
I need to replace my fucking shoes if this check doesn't drop before 8 pm I'm gonna LOSE MY MARBLES
December 3, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I need to replace my fucking shoes if this check doesn't drop before 8 pm I'm gonna LOSE MY MARBLES
I'm cute today but don't have a photo so you'll have to take my word for it
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I'm cute today but don't have a photo so you'll have to take my word for it
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i think i speak for everyone when i say: look at all of those eggman robots
November 28, 2024 at 9:29 AM
i think i speak for everyone when i say: look at all of those eggman robots
if your response to "I'm not discoursing with you" is to try to force discourse with me, I'm stealing something from your house
November 27, 2024 at 4:41 AM
if your response to "I'm not discoursing with you" is to try to force discourse with me, I'm stealing something from your house
KILL THIS BITCH ON SIGHT ‼️
November 24, 2024 at 3:03 PM
KILL THIS BITCH ON SIGHT ‼️
touch starved actually
November 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM
touch starved actually
I just wanna do shit I love
November 18, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I just wanna do shit I love
she said holy crap to photos of my ass I'm killing myself
November 16, 2024 at 11:06 PM
she said holy crap to photos of my ass I'm killing myself
she's touring an apartment today
November 16, 2024 at 2:27 PM
she's touring an apartment today
scuffed oomfie (scoomfie)
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM
scuffed oomfie (scoomfie)
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this page is for faggots, dykes, queers, and Inuyasha fans
August 14, 2024 at 4:47 PM
this page is for faggots, dykes, queers, and Inuyasha fans