Slava Malamud
@slavamalamud.bsky.social
Math teacher from Baltimore. Soviet-raised. Former sports writer, fully recovered. Your prototypical atheist Jew. Slava Ukraïni 🇺🇦 Am Yisrael Chai 🇮🇱
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The countries in blue are broken and must seriously reevaluate their entire cultures.
Also, congratulations, Canada, you are doing civilization correctly.
Also, congratulations, Canada, you are doing civilization correctly.
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The countries in blue are broken and must seriously reevaluate their entire cultures.
Also, congratulations, Canada, you are doing civilization correctly.
Also, congratulations, Canada, you are doing civilization correctly.
Modern American history in a nutshell
October 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Modern American history in a nutshell
Putin is simply incapable of understanding that the Xth century Kyivan Rus isn't Russia, the same way as 99% of Russians are incapable of understanding that WWII didn't start in 1941. This is what happens when the state pushes sanitized, propagandized, fake "patriotic" history.
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Putin is simply incapable of understanding that the Xth century Kyivan Rus isn't Russia, the same way as 99% of Russians are incapable of understanding that WWII didn't start in 1941. This is what happens when the state pushes sanitized, propagandized, fake "patriotic" history.
The first words of the national anthems of Russia and its three northwestern neighbors constitute a short but comprehensive history of the region.
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The first words of the national anthems of Russia and its three northwestern neighbors constitute a short but comprehensive history of the region.
Look (while you still can) on the bright side, MAGA Lady. You really did piss off this lib. Mission accomplished. It was hilarious while it lasted, wasn't it?
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Look (while you still can) on the bright side, MAGA Lady. You really did piss off this lib. Mission accomplished. It was hilarious while it lasted, wasn't it?
When you are a giant baby playing soldiers vs when you are actually a commander in chief of a nation fighting for survival.
June 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
When you are a giant baby playing soldiers vs when you are actually a commander in chief of a nation fighting for survival.
The crushing of Zionism. Much easier chanted than done.
June 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The crushing of Zionism. Much easier chanted than done.
Every year, for Victory Day, Russia dials the insanity up just a few thousand notches more.
May 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Every year, for Victory Day, Russia dials the insanity up just a few thousand notches more.
When you are in charge of finding nostalgic photos from the "war generation" for the background design of a patriotic show celebrating The Great Russian Victory, and they are only paying you in vodka.
May 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When you are in charge of finding nostalgic photos from the "war generation" for the background design of a patriotic show celebrating The Great Russian Victory, and they are only paying you in vodka.
I've asked AI to draw the great Russian culture, and it's eerily accurate.
April 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I've asked AI to draw the great Russian culture, and it's eerily accurate.
Mom, can we have a Zelensky?
We have a Zelensky at home.
Zelensky at home:
We have a Zelensky at home.
Zelensky at home:
March 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Mom, can we have a Zelensky?
We have a Zelensky at home.
Zelensky at home:
We have a Zelensky at home.
Zelensky at home:
I guess, this was another example of that famous Trump sarcasm.
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I guess, this was another example of that famous Trump sarcasm.
As a math teacher, I have questions.
March 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
As a math teacher, I have questions.
Leopards vs. Faces. A drama in three acts.
February 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Leopards vs. Faces. A drama in three acts.
Seriously, Hamasniks on BlueSky, I want to hear you rationalize this.
Let's go. These are white European colonizers living on stolen land, right? Resistance is justified, correct? From the fucking river to the pissing sea, yes?
Let's go. These are white European colonizers living on stolen land, right? Resistance is justified, correct? From the fucking river to the pissing sea, yes?
February 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Seriously, Hamasniks on BlueSky, I want to hear you rationalize this.
Let's go. These are white European colonizers living on stolen land, right? Resistance is justified, correct? From the fucking river to the pissing sea, yes?
Let's go. These are white European colonizers living on stolen land, right? Resistance is justified, correct? From the fucking river to the pissing sea, yes?
On the same fucking day...
The most charitable explanation is there was a doze of ketamine in between.
The least charitable one is that the first tweet was meant not as a caution but as an endorsement.
The most realistic one is that he is a moron who really doesn't see any contradiction.
The most charitable explanation is there was a doze of ketamine in between.
The least charitable one is that the first tweet was meant not as a caution but as an endorsement.
The most realistic one is that he is a moron who really doesn't see any contradiction.
February 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
On the same fucking day...
The most charitable explanation is there was a doze of ketamine in between.
The least charitable one is that the first tweet was meant not as a caution but as an endorsement.
The most realistic one is that he is a moron who really doesn't see any contradiction.
The most charitable explanation is there was a doze of ketamine in between.
The least charitable one is that the first tweet was meant not as a caution but as an endorsement.
The most realistic one is that he is a moron who really doesn't see any contradiction.
Canadians thirsting to be annexed.
The hockey culture is rife with the brain bug of Trumpism
The hockey culture is rife with the brain bug of Trumpism
February 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Canadians thirsting to be annexed.
The hockey culture is rife with the brain bug of Trumpism
The hockey culture is rife with the brain bug of Trumpism
BlueSky in a nutshell.
Antisemitism of the worst kind.
Antisemitism of the worst kind.
January 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
BlueSky in a nutshell.
Antisemitism of the worst kind.
Antisemitism of the worst kind.
Yes, Elon has a plan. They will be $14.88 a dozen soon.
January 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yes, Elon has a plan. They will be $14.88 a dozen soon.
Ok, then, a Nazi salute.
January 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ok, then, a Nazi salute.
For anyone in doubt, please, consult this chart.
January 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
For anyone in doubt, please, consult this chart.
Depending on whether you are or aren't a Bills fan, you'll find my conversations with my adult son either totally relatable or very deeply concerning.
January 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Depending on whether you are or aren't a Bills fan, you'll find my conversations with my adult son either totally relatable or very deeply concerning.