Slava Malamud
@slavamalamud.bsky.social
Math teacher from Baltimore. Soviet-raised. Former sports writer, fully recovered. Your prototypical atheist Jew. Slava Ukraïni 🇺🇦 Am Yisrael Chai 🇮🇱
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The countries in blue are broken and must seriously reevaluate their entire cultures.
Also, congratulations, Canada, you are doing civilization correctly.
Also, congratulations, Canada, you are doing civilization correctly.
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The countries in blue are broken and must seriously reevaluate their entire cultures.
Also, congratulations, Canada, you are doing civilization correctly.
Also, congratulations, Canada, you are doing civilization correctly.
I really hope @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social understands that, now that he is the mayor of America's largest city, destroying the state of Israel, while he can keep it as a hobby and a favorite topic of dinner-table family chatter, can no longer be his professional goal.
Otherwise, proceed as planned.
Otherwise, proceed as planned.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I really hope @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social understands that, now that he is the mayor of America's largest city, destroying the state of Israel, while he can keep it as a hobby and a favorite topic of dinner-table family chatter, can no longer be his professional goal.
Otherwise, proceed as planned.
Otherwise, proceed as planned.
Just saw a poster that says "Anti-Genocide" next to the picture of the entire Palestine, river to sea, wrapped in a keffiyeh.
I am sorry to point out the obvious, but.... You are pro-genocide if that's what you want. It's just that you consider it the right kind of genocide.
I am sorry to point out the obvious, but.... You are pro-genocide if that's what you want. It's just that you consider it the right kind of genocide.
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Just saw a poster that says "Anti-Genocide" next to the picture of the entire Palestine, river to sea, wrapped in a keffiyeh.
I am sorry to point out the obvious, but.... You are pro-genocide if that's what you want. It's just that you consider it the right kind of genocide.
I am sorry to point out the obvious, but.... You are pro-genocide if that's what you want. It's just that you consider it the right kind of genocide.
Modern American history in a nutshell
October 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Modern American history in a nutshell
Would anyone ever do this to a house they plan to vacate in three years?
I'd be worried.
I'd be worried.
It’s not his house. It’s your house. And he’s destroying it.
October 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Would anyone ever do this to a house they plan to vacate in three years?
I'd be worried.
I'd be worried.
Putin is simply incapable of understanding that the Xth century Kyivan Rus isn't Russia, the same way as 99% of Russians are incapable of understanding that WWII didn't start in 1941. This is what happens when the state pushes sanitized, propagandized, fake "patriotic" history.
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Putin is simply incapable of understanding that the Xth century Kyivan Rus isn't Russia, the same way as 99% of Russians are incapable of understanding that WWII didn't start in 1941. This is what happens when the state pushes sanitized, propagandized, fake "patriotic" history.
The first words of the national anthems of Russia and its three northwestern neighbors constitute a short but comprehensive history of the region.
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The first words of the national anthems of Russia and its three northwestern neighbors constitute a short but comprehensive history of the region.
Last week, the executive branch of the US government loudly and clearly declared Trump’s intention to radically remake America into a carbon copy of his favorite nation on Earth - Putin’s Russia.
And hadrly anybody has uttered a word of surprise or protest.
slavamalamud.substack.com/p/putins-pla...
And hadrly anybody has uttered a word of surprise or protest.
slavamalamud.substack.com/p/putins-pla...
Putin's Playbook for the Illiterate
Trump is hastily installing Russian-style fascism, and nobody cares
slavamalamud.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Last week, the executive branch of the US government loudly and clearly declared Trump’s intention to radically remake America into a carbon copy of his favorite nation on Earth - Putin’s Russia.
And hadrly anybody has uttered a word of surprise or protest.
slavamalamud.substack.com/p/putins-pla...
And hadrly anybody has uttered a word of surprise or protest.
slavamalamud.substack.com/p/putins-pla...
Two years ago today, 1195 people were murdered in cold blood for being Jews.
Much of the world, including a great majority of people in the US academia reacted by drawing the conclusion that Jews must be denied their country and resettled back in Russia, Brooklyn or Auschwitz.
Much of the world, including a great majority of people in the US academia reacted by drawing the conclusion that Jews must be denied their country and resettled back in Russia, Brooklyn or Auschwitz.
October 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Two years ago today, 1195 people were murdered in cold blood for being Jews.
Much of the world, including a great majority of people in the US academia reacted by drawing the conclusion that Jews must be denied their country and resettled back in Russia, Brooklyn or Auschwitz.
Much of the world, including a great majority of people in the US academia reacted by drawing the conclusion that Jews must be denied their country and resettled back in Russia, Brooklyn or Auschwitz.
The Manchester attack is exactly what globalizing the Intifada looks like.
Words have meanings. You can't redefine them as it suits you.
Globalizing the Intifada means killing Jews everywhere. From the river to the sea means killing Jews in Israel.
If you chant these things, you are pro-genocide.
Words have meanings. You can't redefine them as it suits you.
Globalizing the Intifada means killing Jews everywhere. From the river to the sea means killing Jews in Israel.
If you chant these things, you are pro-genocide.
October 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The Manchester attack is exactly what globalizing the Intifada looks like.
Words have meanings. You can't redefine them as it suits you.
Globalizing the Intifada means killing Jews everywhere. From the river to the sea means killing Jews in Israel.
If you chant these things, you are pro-genocide.
Words have meanings. You can't redefine them as it suits you.
Globalizing the Intifada means killing Jews everywhere. From the river to the sea means killing Jews in Israel.
If you chant these things, you are pro-genocide.
So many American Catholics (who, as always, love their politics more than their religion) are condemning the Pope for his opposition to the death penalty by quoting the Old Testament.
Which makes me wonder: boychiks, do you actually want to be Jews now?
Which makes me wonder: boychiks, do you actually want to be Jews now?
October 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So many American Catholics (who, as always, love their politics more than their religion) are condemning the Pope for his opposition to the death penalty by quoting the Old Testament.
Which makes me wonder: boychiks, do you actually want to be Jews now?
Which makes me wonder: boychiks, do you actually want to be Jews now?
It's not surprising that GOP tries to torpedo any legislation that benefits poor Americans by blatantly lying that it's "money for illegals". But it's quite telling that, in GOP's (correct) opinion, US voters would rather have their benefits cut than give anything to foreigners.
October 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It's not surprising that GOP tries to torpedo any legislation that benefits poor Americans by blatantly lying that it's "money for illegals". But it's quite telling that, in GOP's (correct) opinion, US voters would rather have their benefits cut than give anything to foreigners.
That sandwich better have had some really sharp cheddar
Sandwich guy from DOJ has displayed more spit and vinegar (and oil) than all members of Congress and the news media combined
August 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
That sandwich better have had some really sharp cheddar
Hey, look, those Jews have colonized another indigenous thing!
LFG!
worldlacrosse.sport/article/isra...
LFG!
worldlacrosse.sport/article/isra...
Israel wins 2025 European Men's Lacrosse Championship with narrow 9-8 win over Italy - World Lacrosse
Israel outdueled Italy, 9-8, in a blockbuster final that delivered on its hype to cap off the 2025 European Men’s Lacrosse Championship on Saturday in Wroclaw. Israel took home its […]
worldlacrosse.sport
July 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey, look, those Jews have colonized another indigenous thing!
LFG!
worldlacrosse.sport/article/isra...
LFG!
worldlacrosse.sport/article/isra...
It's honestly a little staggering how braindead a great chunk of folks on BlueSky are.
July 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's honestly a little staggering how braindead a great chunk of folks on BlueSky are.
When Obama became president, he stood on his knees and tore his signature reform to shreds trying to get a single GOP vote.
When MAGA gets power, it laughs and swings for the fences.
I fucking hope President AOC or whoever bans all guns and passes Medicare for All within the first 5 months.
When MAGA gets power, it laughs and swings for the fences.
I fucking hope President AOC or whoever bans all guns and passes Medicare for All within the first 5 months.
July 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
When Obama became president, he stood on his knees and tore his signature reform to shreds trying to get a single GOP vote.
When MAGA gets power, it laughs and swings for the fences.
I fucking hope President AOC or whoever bans all guns and passes Medicare for All within the first 5 months.
When MAGA gets power, it laughs and swings for the fences.
I fucking hope President AOC or whoever bans all guns and passes Medicare for All within the first 5 months.
Look (while you still can) on the bright side, MAGA Lady. You really did piss off this lib. Mission accomplished. It was hilarious while it lasted, wasn't it?
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Look (while you still can) on the bright side, MAGA Lady. You really did piss off this lib. Mission accomplished. It was hilarious while it lasted, wasn't it?
The people of this nation are sure willing to eat a lot of shit to make the lives of billionaires just a tad more luxurious and detached from their own, and this is just a part of the Mysterious American Soul that I simply can't understand, so sorry.
July 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The people of this nation are sure willing to eat a lot of shit to make the lives of billionaires just a tad more luxurious and detached from their own, and this is just a part of the Mysterious American Soul that I simply can't understand, so sorry.
Is it too much to ask for a charismatic, young, very progressive, likeable Democratic politician who is not really, really into crushing Zionism and globalizing the intifada?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
June 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Is it too much to ask for a charismatic, young, very progressive, likeable Democratic politician who is not really, really into crushing Zionism and globalizing the intifada?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
As a member of the Democratic Party, I first want to hear his suggestions for how exactly he is planning to globalize the intifada. Will we, Jews, be globalized centrally or have to report to our local globalization centers?
The day after Zohran Mamdani rocked the nation’s largest city by becoming the presumptive Democratic mayoral nominee, New York’s political leaders declined to formally endorse him, and some donors to former Gov. Andrew Cuomo considered coalescing behind Mayor Eric Adams.
As Donors Work Against Mamdani, Top Democrats Stop Short of Backing Him
After Zohran Mamdani’s performance in the New York City mayoral primary, Republicans and suburban Democrats attacked him, and party leaders seemed to be hedging their bets.
trib.al
June 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
As a member of the Democratic Party, I first want to hear his suggestions for how exactly he is planning to globalize the intifada. Will we, Jews, be globalized centrally or have to report to our local globalization centers?
At some point, humanity will realize that religion is an objective evil and every single regime that derives its legitimacy from religion is always, always, without any exception, an evil one.
Of course, by then, humanity may well be destroyed. By religion.
Of course, by then, humanity may well be destroyed. By religion.
June 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
At some point, humanity will realize that religion is an objective evil and every single regime that derives its legitimacy from religion is always, always, without any exception, an evil one.
Of course, by then, humanity may well be destroyed. By religion.
Of course, by then, humanity may well be destroyed. By religion.
I am happy that the world is (re)discovering how little it actually cares about bombed hospitals, thanks to their being full of Jews.
June 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I am happy that the world is (re)discovering how little it actually cares about bombed hospitals, thanks to their being full of Jews.
When you are a giant baby playing soldiers vs when you are actually a commander in chief of a nation fighting for survival.
June 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
When you are a giant baby playing soldiers vs when you are actually a commander in chief of a nation fighting for survival.
It's so appropriate and wonderful that Israeli strikes occurred while Iran was celebrating The Russian Culture Week.
June 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's so appropriate and wonderful that Israeli strikes occurred while Iran was celebrating The Russian Culture Week.