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Mabel Slattery
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Cousin Jack of all trades, master of dungeons and medieval dick jokes. She/they.
Without downloading where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So I may not be the best at cake decorating and I may have forgotten to buy candles so my 15 year old stepdaughter had to settle for being 2, but I made coffee cake with caramel cream and apparently it tasted good so parenting success? She ate the whole thing herself over two days - legend.
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Now, you’ll want to quote-post this: don’t. Use this instead to keep it all going:
September 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It won’t show the whole thing quote-posting me, try this instead:
September 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
So getting Teasel to use her new catflap has started well…
May 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So I had spare seeds. Red Pepper, Habanero, Carolina Reaper.

So I planted them all in one seed tray.

Then forgot where they were while I went to get labels.

So welcome to capsicum roulette everyone! We won’t know til they fruit!
May 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I made a divorce card because the recipient deserved to celebrate their freedom from years of abuse with style.
March 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Teasel the day I found out I was getting her
March 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My stepdaughter handed this to me and said “I found you in Lego… don’t worry, you can change the face to make it more anxious.”
February 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The King Pombear on a packet of pombears has no belly button but the crisps do. This suggests that the king is the original manufactured pombear and the crisps are his live-birthed young which we crunch on with abandon.
February 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My hidden talent is getting new games to fit in my boyfriend’s boardgame collection without having to get rid of anything. Took me a couple of hours but I got (nearly) everything to fit!
January 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh no my bed seems to have a hole in it
January 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This depressive episode has thankfully allowed for art. My new bullet journal is becoming slowly beautiful.
January 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is Teasel, in her “emergency collar” (the collar I put on her when I need cheering up).
January 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
30H and I’ve had the occasional person pull up my top and look for a bra label because they don’t believe me (joke’s on them, I wear Molke bras that don’t do standard sizing mwhahahahahaha) please take this photo for your research.
January 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot to say that even though depression has been shit and my hands keep attempting not to work I still managed to finish my hot water bottle cover because, sometimes, even I have to admit that I rock.
January 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Every time I look at her I laugh and it’s honestly the best thing I’ve ever bought. Look at my ridiculous cat.
January 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I call this photo “When will my dreamies come home from the war”
January 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Look, yesterday was shit for so many reasons which is why I feel the need to spread the joy I got when Teasel’s new collar came in the post:
January 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My mental health is in the toilet and my lesson planning feels like wading through fly-laden treacle but I’m a pretty mess and that’s what counts.
January 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It is almost tradition now that in January I make hot water bottle covers. I’m gonna have to start giving them as gifts at this rate cos I enjoy it a lot!
January 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In contrast my latest project is simpler but still has a long way to go (literally!)
January 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So look, I’m sure that most of them are bots or scams or whatever but this is the first time I’ve ever had a thousand people follow me for anything and I’m lightly gobsmacked. Here is a picture of the last time I was gobsmacked - being given a large amount of baklava.
December 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
From game cheese to real cheese as me and Doug finally had some proper time.
Fromage was a fantastic board game and our cheeseboard was delicious.
December 29, 2024 at 8:54 PM
My gran is convinced my great granny is my personal ghost, and honestly who wouldn’t want this lady haunting you, she was an absolute legend.
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 AM