Mabel Slattery
@slatteroo.bsky.social
Cousin Jack of all trades, master of dungeons and medieval dick jokes. She/they.
Without downloading where are you mentally right now?
![“DnD player: You’ve got this whole world planned out haven’t you?
[DM looks behind screen: there’s nothing, only a hastily written note. It says ‘sexy goblin?’]
DM: Yes.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u4dfw462nneviz5p2nx6bg7c/bafkreiezbyjlowze6x73gentvqc7hammco2efl6fkiiywwjvrzys2g2yve@jpeg)
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Without downloading where are you mentally right now?
So I may not be the best at cake decorating and I may have forgotten to buy candles so my 15 year old stepdaughter had to settle for being 2, but I made coffee cake with caramel cream and apparently it tasted good so parenting success? She ate the whole thing herself over two days - legend.
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
So I may not be the best at cake decorating and I may have forgotten to buy candles so my 15 year old stepdaughter had to settle for being 2, but I made coffee cake with caramel cream and apparently it tasted good so parenting success? She ate the whole thing herself over two days - legend.
Now, you’ll want to quote-post this: don’t. Use this instead to keep it all going:
September 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Now, you’ll want to quote-post this: don’t. Use this instead to keep it all going:
It won’t show the whole thing quote-posting me, try this instead:
September 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It won’t show the whole thing quote-posting me, try this instead:
So getting Teasel to use her new catflap has started well…
May 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So getting Teasel to use her new catflap has started well…
So I had spare seeds. Red Pepper, Habanero, Carolina Reaper.
So I planted them all in one seed tray.
Then forgot where they were while I went to get labels.
So welcome to capsicum roulette everyone! We won’t know til they fruit!
So I planted them all in one seed tray.
Then forgot where they were while I went to get labels.
So welcome to capsicum roulette everyone! We won’t know til they fruit!
May 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
So I had spare seeds. Red Pepper, Habanero, Carolina Reaper.
So I planted them all in one seed tray.
Then forgot where they were while I went to get labels.
So welcome to capsicum roulette everyone! We won’t know til they fruit!
So I planted them all in one seed tray.
Then forgot where they were while I went to get labels.
So welcome to capsicum roulette everyone! We won’t know til they fruit!
I made a divorce card because the recipient deserved to celebrate their freedom from years of abuse with style.
March 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I made a divorce card because the recipient deserved to celebrate their freedom from years of abuse with style.
Teasel the day I found out I was getting her
March 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Teasel the day I found out I was getting her
My stepdaughter handed this to me and said “I found you in Lego… don’t worry, you can change the face to make it more anxious.”
February 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My stepdaughter handed this to me and said “I found you in Lego… don’t worry, you can change the face to make it more anxious.”
The King Pombear on a packet of pombears has no belly button but the crisps do. This suggests that the king is the original manufactured pombear and the crisps are his live-birthed young which we crunch on with abandon.
February 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The King Pombear on a packet of pombears has no belly button but the crisps do. This suggests that the king is the original manufactured pombear and the crisps are his live-birthed young which we crunch on with abandon.
My hidden talent is getting new games to fit in my boyfriend’s boardgame collection without having to get rid of anything. Took me a couple of hours but I got (nearly) everything to fit!
January 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My hidden talent is getting new games to fit in my boyfriend’s boardgame collection without having to get rid of anything. Took me a couple of hours but I got (nearly) everything to fit!
Oh no my bed seems to have a hole in it
January 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh no my bed seems to have a hole in it
This depressive episode has thankfully allowed for art. My new bullet journal is becoming slowly beautiful.
January 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This depressive episode has thankfully allowed for art. My new bullet journal is becoming slowly beautiful.
This is Teasel, in her “emergency collar” (the collar I put on her when I need cheering up).
January 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is Teasel, in her “emergency collar” (the collar I put on her when I need cheering up).
30H and I’ve had the occasional person pull up my top and look for a bra label because they don’t believe me (joke’s on them, I wear Molke bras that don’t do standard sizing mwhahahahahaha) please take this photo for your research.
January 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
30H and I’ve had the occasional person pull up my top and look for a bra label because they don’t believe me (joke’s on them, I wear Molke bras that don’t do standard sizing mwhahahahahaha) please take this photo for your research.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say that even though depression has been shit and my hands keep attempting not to work I still managed to finish my hot water bottle cover because, sometimes, even I have to admit that I rock.
January 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to say that even though depression has been shit and my hands keep attempting not to work I still managed to finish my hot water bottle cover because, sometimes, even I have to admit that I rock.
Every time I look at her I laugh and it’s honestly the best thing I’ve ever bought. Look at my ridiculous cat.
January 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Every time I look at her I laugh and it’s honestly the best thing I’ve ever bought. Look at my ridiculous cat.
I call this photo “When will my dreamies come home from the war”
January 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I call this photo “When will my dreamies come home from the war”
Look, yesterday was shit for so many reasons which is why I feel the need to spread the joy I got when Teasel’s new collar came in the post:
January 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Look, yesterday was shit for so many reasons which is why I feel the need to spread the joy I got when Teasel’s new collar came in the post:
My mental health is in the toilet and my lesson planning feels like wading through fly-laden treacle but I’m a pretty mess and that’s what counts.
January 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My mental health is in the toilet and my lesson planning feels like wading through fly-laden treacle but I’m a pretty mess and that’s what counts.
It is almost tradition now that in January I make hot water bottle covers. I’m gonna have to start giving them as gifts at this rate cos I enjoy it a lot!
January 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It is almost tradition now that in January I make hot water bottle covers. I’m gonna have to start giving them as gifts at this rate cos I enjoy it a lot!
In contrast my latest project is simpler but still has a long way to go (literally!)
January 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In contrast my latest project is simpler but still has a long way to go (literally!)
So look, I’m sure that most of them are bots or scams or whatever but this is the first time I’ve ever had a thousand people follow me for anything and I’m lightly gobsmacked. Here is a picture of the last time I was gobsmacked - being given a large amount of baklava.
December 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
So look, I’m sure that most of them are bots or scams or whatever but this is the first time I’ve ever had a thousand people follow me for anything and I’m lightly gobsmacked. Here is a picture of the last time I was gobsmacked - being given a large amount of baklava.
From game cheese to real cheese as me and Doug finally had some proper time.
Fromage was a fantastic board game and our cheeseboard was delicious.
Fromage was a fantastic board game and our cheeseboard was delicious.
December 29, 2024 at 8:54 PM
From game cheese to real cheese as me and Doug finally had some proper time.
Fromage was a fantastic board game and our cheeseboard was delicious.
Fromage was a fantastic board game and our cheeseboard was delicious.
My gran is convinced my great granny is my personal ghost, and honestly who wouldn’t want this lady haunting you, she was an absolute legend.
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 AM
My gran is convinced my great granny is my personal ghost, and honestly who wouldn’t want this lady haunting you, she was an absolute legend.