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Yes. Article over.
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Reposted by SLapstick Roberts
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Immaterial. Those kids know who their teacher is, so do their friends and families, and the rest of the school. The point is that social media is a megaphone.

If she filled the school gym with the whole school and said “these kids are idiots and it’s their parents’ fault” that would be less public.
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A teacher taking to social media to shame her students should not be teaching.

We know this. They‘re kids. We don’t drag them out into the public square for almost anything, least of all public flogging for their ignorance. Because they’re all ignorant. They’re kids. Come on
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Good catch, t’would be well o’er five score later when Black Sabbath doth unleash the Metal
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Worm Vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
“During one slightly tense exchange, the president was recorded unzipping his pants shortly before emitting a stream of yellow liquid toward congress.

Speaker Mike Johnson: ‘I didn’t see that, know nothing about it. Anyone have a towel?’

Legal experts: ‘The footage is potentially problematic.’”
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
GAAAAH! Why would you show us a picture of a severed head?!?!
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Born out of historically massive theft, designed specifically to convince and persuade (manipulate) people, burning through obscene amounts of energy, actively lessening the intellectual capacities of its users while driving some to suicide, and largely used to lie, cheat, and steal.

No, it’s bad.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I am mystified that the news organization is treating this as a suicide. How in the world does someone tie himself up then hop into a noose?

“It’s a sad one, Sarge. This poor SOB shot himself 36 times, drove across town, mixed & set cement around his own feet, then jumped in the river.”

“Tragic.”
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think your peanut butter cup went bad
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Art: the conscious use of skill and creative imagination especially in the production of aesthetic objects.

AI cannot create art, because it is not conscious, nor does it have imagination.

People who use AI to mimic artworks are as children using dolls to create a family.
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Your question is actually, ”Do Spotify listeners care if they consume art rather hideous piles of steaming shit?” The answer seems to be, “Many of them do not, no. Put enough catchup on it, some people will eat anything.”
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It’s not progress if it diminishes us all.

It’s just an investment boondoggle.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
People who use AI to churn out tracks are not “aspiring musicians.” They are wannabe hacks. I can put on a powdered wig and stand next to a fallen tree, that does not make me George Washington.

The technology was made by and for liars, cheaters, and thieves. No surprise it dovetails with Spotify.
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh shit that is graphic for a PSA! Good message though. I had a kitchen manager once who almost got his face melted off by a fryer. Another employee dropped her cigarette lighter in there, and he was trying to fish it out. I still remember the “BOOM,” and the shellshocked look on his lucky face
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM