Kakapo, Winterball Bird
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Kakapo, Winterball Bird
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I am obsessed with birds, and baseball.
WAIT CAN I BUY THAT MARCUS PAINTING OR A PRINT OF IT?
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I found it helps to not have any shame. After a surgery I needed help bathing, very smugly I told my wife she missed a spot between my 3rd and 4th toe
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I saw Ben Folds live in Milwaukee a few years ago, and the entire crowd were former band and choir kids. Which… tracks.

Great show!

Rockin’ the Suburbs and Army are two of my favorite Karaoke songs, too.
December 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Jeff McNeil is a clubhouse cancer. I am an avid Mets hater, but I’m an even bigger McNeil hater.

God I’m gonna be spending a good chunk of my year in Sacramento, and I’ve got to spend it watching The Squirrel
December 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I guess the first thing I’m apparently missing out on is a media tab, there’s a media tab?
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
A true Christmas miracle
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You came up on my Discovered tab, and reminded me of how EXCITED I am for Curling at the Olympics this year.
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
THANK YOU
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I haven’t seen one of these since 2023 and it’s the only Wrapped I want to see
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If I get one more fucking ad for their stupid-ass AI t-shirts I’m gonna lose it
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Nah, there’s baseball
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
When those kind of kids *do* become a One Team Fans, that’s when true fandom chaos ensues. That’s how you end up a Braves/Packers fan in Chicagoland 😆
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He’s got 1 career game at 1b, let’s not over-sell his defense

(Tell ‘em Wash)
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You’ve got the “A+ dude” part of Alonso replaced, but not quite the production.

It’s a start
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM