Duncan
@slamdunc98.bsky.social
-Obsessive AuDHD Nerd
-Dice Goblin
-YouTube University Certified Mechanic
-Aspiring Domicile Librarian (add me on goodreads/storygraph https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/180956911-duncan
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-Dice Goblin
-YouTube University Certified Mechanic
-Aspiring Domicile Librarian (add me on goodreads/storygraph https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/180956911-duncan
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/slamdunc98)
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My carotid is not your playground
August 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My carotid is not your playground
A 370z pulled up next to me in a parking lot and took a picture of both our cars together, so basically my day has been made
August 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A 370z pulled up next to me in a parking lot and took a picture of both our cars together, so basically my day has been made
Worst part about driving stick is relearning how to drive every time you but a new pair of shoes
August 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Worst part about driving stick is relearning how to drive every time you but a new pair of shoes
Why is it that every piece of men's jewelry is made to look like it's spent 30 years at sea on the hand of a pirate that washes his hands with sand
FFS I just want clean shiny jewelry that isn't overly feminine why is that so hard
FFS I just want clean shiny jewelry that isn't overly feminine why is that so hard
July 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why is it that every piece of men's jewelry is made to look like it's spent 30 years at sea on the hand of a pirate that washes his hands with sand
FFS I just want clean shiny jewelry that isn't overly feminine why is that so hard
FFS I just want clean shiny jewelry that isn't overly feminine why is that so hard
Did DoorDash start some weird new policy? I've never had a Dasher message me to say they're waiting on my food and it's happened twice in the last week
And not because the food was taking extra long, kinda just because
And not because the food was taking extra long, kinda just because
June 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Did DoorDash start some weird new policy? I've never had a Dasher message me to say they're waiting on my food and it's happened twice in the last week
And not because the food was taking extra long, kinda just because
And not because the food was taking extra long, kinda just because
My taste in jewelry is far too expensive for my own good
May 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My taste in jewelry is far too expensive for my own good
Elastic on the hips and wrists of hoodies should be fucking illegal. Who actually wants that? Why do companies keep making hoodies like this?
February 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Elastic on the hips and wrists of hoodies should be fucking illegal. Who actually wants that? Why do companies keep making hoodies like this?
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Rules for thee, but not for me.
February 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Rules for thee, but not for me.
Vacation motto: money's not real and neither are the calories
January 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Vacation motto: money's not real and neither are the calories
It is so refreshing to watch a bartender actually shake a drink
January 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It is so refreshing to watch a bartender actually shake a drink
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See I get the whole "Going to bed at a reasonable hour" thing but then I just end up waking up at 4am because I went to bed at 10 and now I just have to sit in the dark being quiet.
Morning people have been lying to us this sucks
Morning people have been lying to us this sucks
January 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
See I get the whole "Going to bed at a reasonable hour" thing but then I just end up waking up at 4am because I went to bed at 10 and now I just have to sit in the dark being quiet.
Morning people have been lying to us this sucks
Morning people have been lying to us this sucks
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Me when thirsty during the night:
Water, you beautiful bitch. Come quench me with your hydrating droplets of glorious nectar. I worship you, my queen.
Me when thirsty during the day:
Screw you, water, you tasteless dull piece of crap. I don’t want you. Piss off.
Water, you beautiful bitch. Come quench me with your hydrating droplets of glorious nectar. I worship you, my queen.
Me when thirsty during the day:
Screw you, water, you tasteless dull piece of crap. I don’t want you. Piss off.
January 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Me when thirsty during the night:
Water, you beautiful bitch. Come quench me with your hydrating droplets of glorious nectar. I worship you, my queen.
Me when thirsty during the day:
Screw you, water, you tasteless dull piece of crap. I don’t want you. Piss off.
Water, you beautiful bitch. Come quench me with your hydrating droplets of glorious nectar. I worship you, my queen.
Me when thirsty during the day:
Screw you, water, you tasteless dull piece of crap. I don’t want you. Piss off.
*tries to get 8 hours of sleep*
*wakes up after 5*
*wakes up again after another hour*
*will probably wake up at least one more time before my alarm*
*wakes up after 5*
*wakes up again after another hour*
*will probably wake up at least one more time before my alarm*
January 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
*tries to get 8 hours of sleep*
*wakes up after 5*
*wakes up again after another hour*
*will probably wake up at least one more time before my alarm*
*wakes up after 5*
*wakes up again after another hour*
*will probably wake up at least one more time before my alarm*
Book IG is ruthless. I'm just scrolling through and suddenly I get mollywhopped with a Throne of Glass spoiler, no warning
December 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Book IG is ruthless. I'm just scrolling through and suddenly I get mollywhopped with a Throne of Glass spoiler, no warning
Heated seats will never not be the greatest thing ever
December 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Heated seats will never not be the greatest thing ever
December 14, 2024 at 7:52 PM
"It's been so long, I don't know what other friends do" is a very real quote I wasn't ready for whilst doom scrolling
December 8, 2024 at 5:09 PM
"It's been so long, I don't know what other friends do" is a very real quote I wasn't ready for whilst doom scrolling
Fighting the urge to Irish goodbye the family thanksgiving as if I'm fighting off voices from the green goblin mask
November 30, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Fighting the urge to Irish goodbye the family thanksgiving as if I'm fighting off voices from the green goblin mask
I don't know who needs to read this, but read more books. Nothing will open your mind to the lives of others in the same way
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I don't know who needs to read this, but read more books. Nothing will open your mind to the lives of others in the same way
C pointers can eat my ass. Dereference deez nuts
November 27, 2024 at 10:42 PM
C pointers can eat my ass. Dereference deez nuts
How bad you gotta hate anyone that isn't a white man for your phone lock screen to be a picture of the Cheeto man
November 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
How bad you gotta hate anyone that isn't a white man for your phone lock screen to be a picture of the Cheeto man
I've been missing a void into which I can shunt my random thoughts
November 19, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I've been missing a void into which I can shunt my random thoughts