The Four Walls served a drink called the "Suffering Bastard" to underage kids approximately 1980. The surprising thing is that I remember this. A great atmosphere there nonetheless

Money ruins everything (see Citizens United)

More depraved than you. Watching baseball in April.

I'm in favor of this because there should always have been a Dire Wolf among us. Shout out to mid 80s Steve Marmel, even though you wrote for the wrong student newspaper (there were two!). Good times

Sadly, the markets are not our children. They are narcissistic parents and we were in the way at best. Ignoring them will heal your soul.

He's a bag of excrement but I want to see the same statistic as a percentage decrease as opposed to a flat dollar. He is and shall ever be a bag of excrement but I don't want to slide anywhere near his standard for rhetorical bullshit.

Defenstration will make a comeback 2025 - ????

Nostalgia is fine, but when the completely obituaried have been replaced by the soon to be obituaried it's probably past the end of that delicious relevant period.