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Beyond me there be dragons. Why there be dragons beyond me is beyond me.
It’s a pretty good idea that could have been great with actual human actors and practical effects and a director and a DP and …
Instead it’s bland chaotic garbage.
Instead it’s bland chaotic garbage.
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
It’s a pretty good idea that could have been great with actual human actors and practical effects and a director and a DP and …
Instead it’s bland chaotic garbage.
Instead it’s bland chaotic garbage.
We used to dance in this country.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We used to dance in this country.
Back in the 80s, I had the privilege of being in the cast of the musical Gypsy starring Joann Worley. I can say that a single Joann Worley had the energy of multiple Joann Worley. She was a force of nature.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Back in the 80s, I had the privilege of being in the cast of the musical Gypsy starring Joann Worley. I can say that a single Joann Worley had the energy of multiple Joann Worley. She was a force of nature.
It’s the worst Paddington sequel by a mile.
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It’s the worst Paddington sequel by a mile.
I assume it’s auditioning for a Michael Bay movie?
July 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I assume it’s auditioning for a Michael Bay movie?
I figured he was so brokenhearted from his whirlwind marriage to Julia Roberts that he was unable to ever find love again. I am so happy to be wrong.
April 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I figured he was so brokenhearted from his whirlwind marriage to Julia Roberts that he was unable to ever find love again. I am so happy to be wrong.
I had no idea Lyle Lovett even had children!
April 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I had no idea Lyle Lovett even had children!
Probably because cartoon, eye-popping wolves killed the vibe.
March 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Probably because cartoon, eye-popping wolves killed the vibe.
Wait, where? Spring Classics already?
March 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Wait, where? Spring Classics already?
I have made terrible decisions. I see that now.
February 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I have made terrible decisions. I see that now.
Are we certain it’s for a special aunt?
February 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Are we certain it’s for a special aunt?
BUT AI TOLD ME TO SIT HERE AND EAT SHRIMP.
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
BUT AI TOLD ME TO SIT HERE AND EAT SHRIMP.
Ah, he has a particular strain of brain worms. Remember that when he was younger, tech worked. Well, it mostly worked.
February 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Ah, he has a particular strain of brain worms. Remember that when he was younger, tech worked. Well, it mostly worked.
This is correct.
January 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is correct.