Someone, probably
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Beyond me there be dragons. Why there be dragons beyond me is beyond me.
Do you want Vecnas? Because this is how you get Vecnas.
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Do you want Vecnas? Because this is how you get Vecnas.
Holy crap this game rules.
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Holy crap this game rules.
The algorithm is Pennywise.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The algorithm is Pennywise.
In the there grand scheme of things there is no grand scheme of things. There is only the here and now and the consequences of the here and now.
August 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
In the there grand scheme of things there is no grand scheme of things. There is only the here and now and the consequences of the here and now.
We are all at a pay phone trying to go home.
July 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
We are all at a pay phone trying to go home.
It’s weird to think that at one point in history, most orchestras weren’t just fancy cover bands.
March 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s weird to think that at one point in history, most orchestras weren’t just fancy cover bands.
Wisconsin people … the concept of Spring does not apply to us. Winter lasts until May 19. Spring lasts for three days. And then it’s Winter again or possibly Summer.
Do not hope.
Do not hope.
March 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wisconsin people … the concept of Spring does not apply to us. Winter lasts until May 19. Spring lasts for three days. And then it’s Winter again or possibly Summer.
Do not hope.
Do not hope.
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NYC bar owner explaining why bar has an analog jukebox: "We will never have a digital one. We’re just so sick of the internet."
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by @rickpaulas.bsky.social via @bourgwick.bsky.social
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Why these bars are sticking with old-school offline jukeboxes
Plus, we made you a map of the analog jukeboxes you can still find across the city
nygroove.nyc
February 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
NYC bar owner explaining why bar has an analog jukebox: "We will never have a digital one. We’re just so sick of the internet."
nygroove.nyc/nyc-physical...
by @rickpaulas.bsky.social via @bourgwick.bsky.social
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I’d like to think Humphrey Bogart and Harrison Ford could’ve exchanged film careers, and every movie would’ve been just as good. Except for Casablanca.
February 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I’d like to think Humphrey Bogart and Harrison Ford could’ve exchanged film careers, and every movie would’ve been just as good. Except for Casablanca.
At some point, I would like to have Bruno Mars levels of fun.
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
At some point, I would like to have Bruno Mars levels of fun.
Has anyone needed an email summarized yet?
January 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Has anyone needed an email summarized yet?
An important thing to remember is there are four lights.
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
An important thing to remember is there are four lights.
My favorite book as a kid was A Canticle for Leibowitz, and I’m still surprised at all this lunacy.
January 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
My favorite book as a kid was A Canticle for Leibowitz, and I’m still surprised at all this lunacy.
Just watched Major League just to watch Bob Uecker call a game one last time.
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Just watched Major League just to watch Bob Uecker call a game one last time.
That’s my Middle West—not the wheat or the prairies or the lost Swede towns, but the thrilling returning trains of my youth, and the street lamps and sleigh bells in the frosty dark and the shadows of holly wreaths thrown by lighted windows on the snow.
January 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
That’s my Middle West—not the wheat or the prairies or the lost Swede towns, but the thrilling returning trains of my youth, and the street lamps and sleigh bells in the frosty dark and the shadows of holly wreaths thrown by lighted windows on the snow.
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made. . . .
January 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made. . . .
One of my favorite memories as a kid was sitting outside on the driveway with my grandpa on a summer afternoon, listening to Uecker call a Brewers game.
Thanks for a brilliant, hilarious, wonderful life Bob.
Thanks for a brilliant, hilarious, wonderful life Bob.
January 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
One of my favorite memories as a kid was sitting outside on the driveway with my grandpa on a summer afternoon, listening to Uecker call a Brewers game.
Thanks for a brilliant, hilarious, wonderful life Bob.
Thanks for a brilliant, hilarious, wonderful life Bob.
I AM NICEPOOL!
January 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I AM NICEPOOL!
At this most holiest time of the year, please remember to light the lamp, not the rat.
December 24, 2024 at 3:54 AM
At this most holiest time of the year, please remember to light the lamp, not the rat.
Why did Lyle Lovett never do a Christmas album?
December 14, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Why did Lyle Lovett never do a Christmas album?
Guys … Polio is super fun. You need a horse and a mallet and a bunch of Oxford graduates. It’s the pickleball of horse sports!
December 14, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Guys … Polio is super fun. You need a horse and a mallet and a bunch of Oxford graduates. It’s the pickleball of horse sports!
You’ve heard of an Elf on a Shelf. Here’s a cat in a Christmas tree. I did that wrong, didn’t I.
December 14, 2024 at 2:59 AM
You’ve heard of an Elf on a Shelf. Here’s a cat in a Christmas tree. I did that wrong, didn’t I.
If we’re going to run this country like a business, then our first responsibility is to create value for shareholders. That’s us. The taxpayers. We’re the shareholders.
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 AM
If we’re going to run this country like a business, then our first responsibility is to create value for shareholders. That’s us. The taxpayers. We’re the shareholders.
I escaped the maze and found the guys who moved our cheese. Absolute morons. Bunch of idiot cheese movers.
December 2, 2024 at 5:48 AM
I escaped the maze and found the guys who moved our cheese. Absolute morons. Bunch of idiot cheese movers.